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    Re: Hunting lions

    I've been in the same bush with a leopard, you never see them but they are there, you need big cahonies for this.

    Your lion hunt will be organized for you but I have a few tips.
    1) Forget the scope on your rifle, you hunt with open sights and they are factory sighted as well.
    2) Take the scope off and go the Vancouver zoo and look at the bearded guy so that you know what you will have to shoot because when it happens its all a blurr
    3) don't worry about your scent, when the bearded guy comes through the bush is will smells like Chillawack around you. ( eat lots of garlic the night before that might help when you miss)
    4) Get the biggest gun you can get your hands on. If you don't have the money take your brothers 22 and your uncles 30-06 and buddies 7mm and duct tape them all side by side with your 270. Line up the triggers so that you can pull them all at the same time. Don't worry about the recoil or the sound, everything happens in slow motion at that time.
    5) You have to find the Kudu first then your skills are honed.
    6) Last tip. Don't mingle with the locals too much, you will come back with seafood if your lucky


    Good luck man I hope you make it.

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    Re: Hunting lions

    i cant believe i read that all. lol

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    Re: Hunting lions

    I can, its classic lol
    Originally Posted by averagejoe
    thats pretty cool. i bet you get close to those cats some time when there low in the tree hey. when do they have kittens?? do you ever see baby cougars in the tree or do they hide in her pouch?

    Originally Posted by wideopenthrottle
    ....I guess some peeps think a mother griz is like a crack whore ready to drop her baby at the first church door she sees...funny

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    Re: Hunting lions

    Well guys, this has been fun, but it's time to shut it down. The mods were testing some programs and asked YYD to help us out a bit.

    He did a great job, it's been very helpful.

    When we saw how much humour we were getting from this thread, we decided to let it run.

    Hope everyone enjoyed it- I was laughing out loud repeatedly.
    Knowledgeable shooters agree- The 375 Ruger is the NEW KING of all 375 caliber cartridges. ALL HAIL THE NEW KING!

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    Re: Hunting lions

    I was re reading this thread, and just HAD to open it up and give it a bump. It's hilarious....

    Enjoy, everyone.
    Knowledgeable shooters agree- The 375 Ruger is the NEW KING of all 375 caliber cartridges. ALL HAIL THE NEW KING!

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    Re: Hunting lions

    My God Man.........



    This was one of the best threads on the internet

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    Re: Hunting lions

    Truly some of the finest work ever....
    Knowledgeable shooters agree- The 375 Ruger is the NEW KING of all 375 caliber cartridges. ALL HAIL THE NEW KING!

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    Re: Hunting lions

    I mentioned old Yappy in another thread... This Dude is like a God of the hunting realm.



    Mr. Dean,

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    Re: Hunting lions

    I can't believe I missed this one, but I'll be damned if I'm going to read it all.
    The originating post was enough, it's amazing how a troll post can turn into a source of amusement. On other forums it would led to a firefight!!!!!
    Take a kid hunting its more rewarding than shooting an animal yourself!!

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    Re: Hunting lions

    Quote Originally Posted by Steeleco View Post
    I can't believe I missed this one, but I'll be damned if I'm going to read it all.
    The originating post was enough, it's amazing how a troll post can turn into a source of amusement. On other forums it would led to a firefight!!!!!
    X2 LMAO!!!!!!

    Pull your head out of your Ass
    long enough to see how stupid you look!!!!!

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