You might be a canadian IF

[scoot]

Oh man, my Father sent this to me and man did i laugh. said this was quotes from Jef Foxworthy when he was in Alberta.

Seems funny that so much is true ah.
Here's what Jeff Foxworthy (American comedian) has to say about
Canadians:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in Canada.

* If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they
don't work there, you live in Canada.

* If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in
Canada.

* If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you live in Canada.

* If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Edmonton for the
weekend, you live in Canada.

* If you measure distance in hours, you live in Canada.

* If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
you live in Canada

* If you have switched from "heat" to "air conditioning" and back
again in the same day, you live in Canada.

* If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you live in Canada.

* If you install security lights on your house and garage, but
leave both unlocked, you live in Canada.

* If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use
them, you live in Canada

* If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you live in Canada.

* If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you live in Canada

* If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter
and road construction, you live in Canada.

* If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you
live in Canada .

* If you find 10 degrees Fahrenheit "a little chilly", you live in
Canada.

* If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all
your Canadian friends, you live in Canadian .

[trigger]

thats a good read for first thing in the morning. i just about spit my coffee out all over the screen on a few of them. thanks

[boxhitch]

That IS good for an early chuckle. Almost to factual to be humor.

[Deaddog]

I am sure it will bring a smile to more than one person this morning, makes a guy feel good about being canadian.!!

[Chuck]

Ya! and whats there not to be darn proud of?

[greenhorn]

Nice !!

Those sort of jokes never get tired.

[hannibal]

He forgot one

If you pronounce the letter "z" as zed, not zee, you might be Canadian

[JAYDEE]

You forgot the "EHS". As in Canajun eh.

[3kills]

ya it was a good funny thing to read this mornin when i was tryin to wake up to go to work...

[pitdog]

Thats awesome I sent to my buddies in the U.S they'll get A good laugh.