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donnycanadian
08-22-2013, 11:02 AM
A man was walking up from the lake with 2 coolers.
The fish warden stopped him and asked what was in the coolers.
He replied, "Fish".
The warden asked him to open the coolers.
When he looked inside the coolers were full of water and live fish.
The warden said, "You can't have that many, your over the legal limit".
The man replied, "NO. no. I didn't catch these fish, they're my pet fish".
"Every day I bring them down to the lake in these coolers and dump them in the water so they can enjoy some freedom".
"When I'm ready to go home I just whistle and they come back and get into the coolers and I take them home to the tank".
The warden says, "Thats the biggest story I've ever been told. You'll have to prove that to me".
So the man says OK and walks back down to the waters edge with the warden.
He dumps the fish into the water and stands back with the warden.
After a few minutes the warden says, "Well"?
Man says, "Well what"?
Warden says, "Well when are you going to whistle to get those fish to come back"?
Then the man says, "What fish"?

elkhunterette
08-22-2013, 11:03 AM
That is very good!

HarryToolips
08-22-2013, 11:06 AM
Lol awesome

Rackem
08-22-2013, 11:11 AM
LOL I have heard that one before, but it's still funny!

Darksith
08-22-2013, 11:24 AM
good one...welcome to the site. Bet you will get some more helpful responses to your original post now ;)

donnycanadian
08-22-2013, 11:49 AM
Thanks. I would love to get some tips on MU 5-12 A

Abashai
08-22-2013, 12:02 PM
Hahaha that's great

itsy bitsy xj
08-22-2013, 02:39 PM
Thats a great one

Glassman
08-22-2013, 03:23 PM
Thats a good one

adriaticum
08-22-2013, 03:31 PM
Lol, can I do that with my pet salmon in the tidal Fraser?

donnycanadian
08-22-2013, 04:08 PM
Of course you can. You can do this with any pet fish. I think it is also allowed with pet moose, pet elk, pet deer, pet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,