Worst advice

[russm]

Just thought I'd see what the worst advice someone has givin you as far as hunting goes would be.

[358mag]

Post a picture + location of your favorite hunting spot and you will have lots of friends:twisted:

[adriaticum]

You have to join HuntingBC to learn a lot about hunting.
Now I'm addicted :mrgreen:

[hunter1993ap]

probably when I ran into a guy blowing a terminator bugle every 5 minutes max and told me there were no elk around, at around 12 noon... he was also smoking a cig and drinking a beer, don't know what these guys were doing but needless to say I didn't chat long. I also had t cam pics of a decent bull and there were rubs all over the place. :confused:

[frenchbar]

'your feet will be fine in your work boots ' no problem..

[j270wsm]

Plead ignorance after getting caught shooting an animal that's out of season

[TyTy]

I told my buddy to take his shoes off because he was making too much noise.... he did.

[landphil]

"If for whatever reason you shoot an animal out of season by accident, the best thing to do is to get out of the area as quickly as possible and never speak of it." So I says to myself, "Self, never hunt with this guy again." And Self did just that.

[Fred1]

If you can't lift her, bring a buddy...

[dabber]

I had guy come hunting with me once and he covered himself with baking soda and told me that it masked all human odders while he was smoking a cigaret.It was hard not to laugh, he looked like he fell in a pail off flour.

[BCBRAD]

The ruts late this year.

[mbway]

Buy the biggest gun you can afford because then it doesnt matter where you fit the animal it will die

[Fred1]

Buy the biggest gun you can afford because then it doesnt matter where you fit the animal it will die
I know that guy too!

[Gateholio]

Getting your moose out whole to the butcher is the best way to do it.

[Moose63]

"Let's go a little further"....when staying put and glassing is a better option...

[Drillbit]

"Post a picture online."

[Spy]

I told my buddy to take his shoes off because he was making too much noise.... he did.Lol I told my buddy if he wants to hunt with me he cant brush his teeth. :-)3 days later he caught me brushing mine, lol he was so pissed lol.

[The Hermit]

The new guy in camp wears panty hose and lipstick... :wink::twisted:

[Mr. Dean]

The best place to hunt muley's is Clearwater.

[olympia]

lol...that little pinch you felt in your bum last night while you were sleeping was just a dream, here use this polysporin

[Weatherby Fan]

Buy a Tasco World Class Scope........over the counter warranty best in the business ! You can't beat it.

Thankfully I didn't listen !

Just cut it in half and pack it out........it's no problem, same guy and this time I did listen.......my shoulders and knees are still sore from that dandy Camp Trails pack.........

[hunter1993ap]

Buy a Tasco World Class Scope........over the counter warranty best in the business ! You can't beat it.

Thankfully I didn't listen !

Just cut it in half and pack it out........it's no problem, same guy and this time I did listen.......my shoulders and knees are still sore from that dandy Camp Trails pack.........

lol that's how I pack all my deer out, same pack too! :-D

[bigredchev]

we will chain up when we need to- in trucks

to skin it when its cold

all those damn gimmecky knives i bought thinking it was gonna be my hot ticket to dressing out easily and the worst part now is i own 4 or 5 and refuse to buy a new one out of principle.

[Sundance1972]

Grouse hunting with my older brother when I was 11 (with a 12 gauge)- " If the recoil hurts, brace yourself against a tree. It helps."

[Jagermeister]

You go that way and I will go this way.

[andrewscag]

Hunting is a great way to save money on meat

[Singleshotneeded]

When we were kids, I told my cousin, who was 2 years older than me, that the moose guts felt neat to walk on...
especially that one over there! Our dads were skinning the bullwinkle at the time, and we all had a good laugh
when he stomped onto the bladder and got moose piss all over his pant legs, lol!

[Mr. Dean]

Hunting is a great way to save money on meat

Yup, that's GOTTA be #1.

[Boner]

Hunting is a great way to save money on meat

Agreed. If the old lady only knew...

[The Hermit]

Grouse hunting with my older brother when I was 11 (with a 12 gauge)- " If the recoil hurts, brace yourself against a tree. It helps."

A hahaha my father warned me about that one... apparently my uncle got him with that one when he was a boy.

[scttcanuck]

"Quading is a tough workout."

[OutWest]

probably when I ran into a guy blowing a terminator bugle every 5 minutes max and told me there were no elk around, at around 12 noon... he was also smoking a cig and drinking a beer, don't know what these guys were doing but needless to say I didn't chat long. I also had t cam pics of a decent bull and there were rubs all over the place. :confused:

There's a pair of guys that fit that description who hang out around the South parking lot every year. I think Busch is their beer of choice.

[BCKyle]

"Just tack up all your target papers on top of each other and when you're done shooting at the top one rip it off, presto a fresh one!"

... I think he was joking though...

[BCKyle]

'your feet will be fine in your work boots ' no problem..


Ahhh, classic. Cotton walmart socks and work boots, the only way to go.

[Ltbullken]

"Moose are where you find them." U.F.I.

[Ltbullken]

The ruts late this year.

Yeah that one makes me laugh!

[Dour]

Let me use your shoulder as a gun rest this is a hell of a shot.shoulders work the best . Boooooooom. Ahhhhhhhhh I can't hear. WHAT

[358mag]

lol that's how I pack all my deer out, same pack too! :-D

Didn't your dad show you how to use a deboning knife !!! ....lol.....

[Dour]

Don't worry a 300 win mag kicks the same as a 410 . That's what I told him. He asked me why he can only see a small dot through my scope . So I told him he had to put his eye right up to it. And the mort did it lmao .there was a bit of blood hahahahaha. Now he won't trust me . Wonder why lol

[Dour]

Big bucks don't come off the mountain ontill the snow hits there nuts

[biggyun68]

The best place to hunt muley's is Clearwater.

And Moose too!

[hunter1993ap]

Didn't your dad show you how to use a deboning knife !!! ....lol.....
ya he might have! but that's the only time. normally he bones out the fronts and I take the hinds bone in. still young and dumb but i'll learn one day!:mrgreen:

[rocksteady]

In the late season muley meat is delicious !

[rocksteady]

Shoot moose in the hump, it will drop them in their tracks...

Range finders are not needed for archery cause todays bows are so fast shooting..

I can hit the ten ring all day at the archery range, so a shot at a big deer/elk/moose/bear is a slam dunk.

[ufishifish2]

Can't road hunt in a diesel. It's too noisy!

[Fella]

Add a shot of doe urine to your camp coffee and you won't even have to walk away from your camp fire cuz all the big bucks will come running.

[bridger]

Just pin 'er that tundra will take you across the river!

[dryflyguy57]

Come on lets get the big bottle of Jager .

[itsy bitsy xj]

Don't worry a 300 win mag kicks the same as a 410 . That's what I told him. He asked me why he can only see a small dot through my scope . So I told him he had to put his eye right up to it. And the mort did it lmao .there was a bit of blood hahahahaha. Now he won't trust me . Wonder why lol

While most of these storie are funny I find this one to be cruel and just mean. Not a good way to get someone new interested in or keep them in the sport.
Just my view on things

[Ubertuber]

"You should gut and quarter your moose instead of doing the gutless method"

[warnniklz]

Smallest gun you need for black bears in BC is a 338win mag

[Buckmeister]

"If your hunting on your own land, or invited to hunt on private land, which is a farm or a ranch, you don't need a license or tags."

This came from a guy who actually did this! And we were not talking about protecting farm animals from predators, we were talking deer and elk!

[bccanadian]

While most of these storie are funny I find this one to be cruel and just mean. Not a good way to get someone new interested in or keep them in the sport.
Just my view on things

Agreed. Newbies usually ache enough if their not used to hiking. If you don't want to take them hunting then don't but why ruin the trip for them.

[Fella]

When hunting bears, don't waste your time going off the road. All the sign will be on the road.

Found out yesterday this isn't always true. Walked 5k+ down the logging roads, saw one track. Hiked down the side of the valley in the bush and found ripped open stumps, turds galore, tracks and ferns with all the fiddleheads snipped off.

[afflicted 1]

"that compass is wrong" "ok uncle" ... man I'll never forget those boot blisters that was a long one for a 10 year old!

[Weatherby Fan]

[QUOTE=afflicted 1;1322444]"that compass is wrong" "ok uncle" ... man I'll never forget those boot blisters that was a long one for a 10 year old![/QUOTE

LMAO that is to funny.......sorry about your feet !

[Jehiah]

"Lets go this way, it will be a shortcut..."
2 hours of sweat and deadfalls for 2 km later and its now an inside joke

[Hightest]

45/70 is a great grouse gun

[Weatherby Fan]

"Lets go this way, it will be a shortcut..."
2 hours of sweat and deadfalls for 2 km later and its now an inside joke

To funny you were hunting in the same place and with the same fella and got the same great advice I did !

[Rainsford]

Those leaves will work fine for TP...