Most annoying hunting phrases

[cameron0518]

Bang! Flop!

[olympia]

2 in the pink and one in the stink

[swampdonkey]

If it has balls it falls

[swampdonkey]

If it flies it dies

[Gateholio]

I seen

its totally unneccesary :)

[mad mountain mike]

2 in the pink and one in the stink
Um, what are ya hunting there?

[saskbooknut]

Mulies, Whities, Ditch Chicken, an endless list of euphemisms.
Respectful names for wildlife shows a respectful attitude.

[redthorn]

Kill it and grill it.

[bridger]

Mulies, Whities, Ditch Chicken, an endless list of euphemisms.
Respectful names for wildlife shows a respectful attitude.
X2 and add swamp donkey

[Colinofthewoods]

Whack'em and stack'em.

[swampdonkey]

X2 and add swamp donkey
That hurts

[gerrygoat]

If it's brown it's down.......kinda find it funny though

[gerrygoat]

Another one.....

I'm a sheep hunter :roll: :mrgreen:

[keoke]

Knock On, can't stand that guy.

[lovemywinchester]

Mulies, Whities, Ditch Chicken, an endless list of euphemisms.
Respectful names for wildlife shows a respectful attitude.

You're joking right? You find mulie and whitey disrespectful? It must be hard to hunt with your nose so far in the air and the smell of Grey Poupon on your tweed.

[RiverOtter]

If it's brown it's down.......

If it's yellow, let it mello.....

[monasheemountainman]

You're joking right? You find mulie and whitey disrespectful? It must be hard to hunt with your nose so far in the air and the smell of Grey Poupon on your tweed.

X2 that's a little extreme

[bcbrez]

Whack'em and stack'em.


X2. I hate this one.

[moosinaround]

Immy, Whizzums, cant stand those!! I like whack em and stack em though, and swamp donkey. Rubber noze, bugling bastrads, Are a few I use though. Moosin

[digger dogger]

2 in the pink and one in the stink

wika, wika, WHAT????

Sounds real weird, not to mention illegal!!! haha haha

[kayjayess]

Another one.....

I'm a sheep hunter :roll: :mrgreen:

Lol. Good one gerrygoat. Best post on here

[carnivore]

Yup, it,s a button buck. Rope tail doe. The coulee below the hogsback. Flat top. Lifted his brain pan.

[RiverOtter]

From Wild tv....

"I'm shakin' like a leaf".....(Umm...Dude, that's like a 4 1/2' sow you just shot, get a hold of yourself.)

[Rich_D]

Yup, it,s a button buck. Rope tail doe. The coulee below the hogsback. Flat top. Lifted his brain pan.

Rope tail doe.........that's one I haven't heard

[RiverOtter]

Pretty much anything that comes outta Stan Potts' mouth.............

[JAYDEE]

Yahoo...........Fur on the ground

[bruin]

Pretty much anything that comes outta Stan Potts' mouth.............

X2!

Also hate, "it doesn't get any better than that!" Yeah, that's what you said last time.

[The Hermit]

"Its a Dink", and one that makes me laugh - "Did you catch any". Oh and as much as I enjoy Jim Shockey's shows "Its Nosler Time" kinda bugs me.

[buckshot]

How about:
It's a dandy!
I didn't know it was loaded!
I wish they ran the LEH like they do in Alberta. (my favorite whine)

[MacMtnHunter]

You're joking right? You find mulie and whitey disrespectful? It must be hard to hunt with your nose so far in the air and the smell of Grey Poupon on your tweed.

hahaha, couldn't agree with you more on this one!

[MacMtnHunter]

Pretty much anything that comes outta Stan Potts' mouth.............

Make's you wonder how a twit like that got his own TV show??? I guess if you throw enough money at anything then you can get on the tube. I like it when he cries after shooting something :)

[andrewscag]

Never liked the term 'harvest'. If you didn't plant it, you're not harvesting it. Sounds too PC to me.

[buckshot]

Another one that irks me:
"I let it go."

[Buckmeister]

How about:
-lock and load!
-I can't wait to get my hands on his horns (um, ungulates have antlers)
-That is such a hawg!

[hotshot]

What about the term "true hunter" or "real hunter" plenty of guys on here to claim they are but none who aren't

[panhead]

I remember many moons ago I went down to the Van courthouse to change a traffic ticket court date and the guy behind the counter asked "why?" I said "I am going hunting." He replied "the only thing you hunt rhimes with hunt."
Don't know if he'd say that these days ...

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Kurt Cobain killed himself one month after Justin Bieber was born.. He knew.

[wsm]

the only good wolf is a dead wolf
so sick of hearing that

[BlacktailStalker]

lol yea "seen" and calling antlers "horns" for sure is tops, over any goofy phrase, they just sound like uneducated fools and if they aren't uneducated they are too lazy to use correct grammar/terminology and that's just straight up trailer trash :)

"If it flies it dies" is lame as well.



All that being said, remember, guys are just having fun and are STILL interested in the same stuff we are... we sound like a bunch of bow hunter/crossbow hunter gangs here :)

[steel_ram]

"Eat right up to the hole", "Bang Flop".

Phrases that start with "Actually", or end with "there".

[Islander]

.....and that's no guff!!!!

[BCHunterFSJ]

" I kilt me a hawg!"

[tomahawk]

deer horns
elk horns
moose horns
etc etc

[pantsandbelt]

"I swear it was this big" "Pisscutter" hate those ones

[Big Lew]

Most annoying to me, 'It's a hawg! followed by 'whack'em and stack'em'
also...lock and load, dink deer, Texas heart shot, and spirit bear.

[Wild one]

For me it would have to be " F#@k" because that is what follows after a miss

[Brez]

The most annoying, to me, is "HARVEST". We HUNT and if we're lucky enough to be successful, we KILL. Period, end of story.

[bassplayer]

The buck i seen that day must of been at least 3 feet wide across its ass.
The buck was so big i thought it was an elk.

[sawmill]

People who ask if I "Caught " a deer this year.I tell them "Yeah but it beat the shit out of me and I had to let go"Also are the people who see a nice set of antlers on my wall and ask me"What did you do with the meat?" And the classic"YEP,850 yards,one shot in the head"

[Fella]

My wife always asks me if I'm going to go out and "catch a bear/deer". I ask her if she wants to keep it as a pet.

[steel_ram]

"Shoots ragged one hole groups all day".

"immy", "shotty", "sweet"

[rides bike to work]

"A guy on the hunting Bc website says......"

So annoying

[The Hermit]

... we sound like a bunch of bow hunter/crossbow hunter gangs here :)

LOL must admit I had a visceral reaction when I read that then I realized who said it! I hate that shit more than "houndsmen aren't really hunting"! :mrgreen:

[gerrygoat]

Lol. Good one gerrygoat. Best post on here

I couldn't resist that one and for the record i have been on 8-9 sheep trips :)

[hotshot]

I don't mind if people ask me if I 'caught one,' they're usually non-hunters so at least their interested and not ragging on my for killing bambi

[elkhunter1]

x3 on Swamp Donkey.

[RiverOtter]

The classic one at Wal-Mart when I'm buying my license or more tags....

"Why do you want to kill and Elk" (or whatever other animal I'm buying a tag for)

Usual response, "Because I don't like the meat I feed my family to be pumped full of hormones, anti-biotics, and force fed shit it wouldn't naturally eat"

[olympia]

Um, what are ya hunting there?

im hunting cougars

[steel_ram]

"Because I don't like the meat I feed my family to be pumped full of hormones, anti-biotics, and force fed shit it wouldn't naturally eat" . . . and I'll take a carton of Players Light and this bag of Cheesies.

[Ubertuber]

Pretty much all the phrases said so far are annoying^^^.

Actually, it's usually the the hunter I find annoying, not the phrase they use.

[sawmill]

The classic one at Wal-Mart when I'm buying my license or more tags....

"Why do you want to kill and Elk" (or whatever other animal I'm buying a tag for)

Usual response, "Because I don't like the meat I feed my family to be pumped full of hormones, anti-biotics, and force fed shit it wouldn't naturally eat"
Just say "Because it`s cruel to eat them when they are still alive"

[The Dawg]

"Harvest the ______"- harvest veggies. Kill animals
"That's just a dink deer" - no, you're a dink
"It's just a meat buck/bear".... Well no shit. Aren't they all meat?

[allan]

The classic one at Wal-Mart when I'm buying my license or more tags....

"Why do you want to kill and Elk" (or whatever other animal I'm buying a tag for)

Usual response, "Because I don't like the meat I feed my family to be pumped full of hormones, anti-biotics, and force fed shit it wouldn't naturally eat"

Hey, ease up on the force fed hormones and antibiotics speech.
Get to know your farmer and you would be surprised at what the rules and regulations actually are. I know this cause I'm a farmer and it saddens me to see people with these stereotypes constantly breathing fire over this.
Personaly I've compared grass fed and grain fed animals side by side on the BBQ, my preference is grain fed. ( beef, bison, or pork) mmm so good!

[field marshal]

I don't think I've ever heard hunters say this, but fishermen piss me off with---WE TUBBED OUT TODAY!!!----Cheers---Field Marshal.

[edg]

Let's not forget the most annoying road sign.....ROAD DE-ACTIVATED:cry:

[warnniklz]

I want to say something but you guys have exhausted my vocabulary.

[Big Lew]

I want to say something but you guys have exhausted my vocabulary.

oooh! it's tempting, but it's too easy:-D

[J_T]

Every hunting camp and hunting party has its phrases and lines they use and laugh about. Spending time on the internet debating the good ones or the dumb ones seems a judgement over the actions of others and it definitely falls in the category of 'worrying about the small stuff'. But I get for the most part it's done in fun.

Regardless of the phrases you and your hunting party use, most importantly, just get out there, stop worrying about what others think, and have a good time.

[swampthing]

Had any luck

[moosinaround]

"Harvest the ______"- harvest veggies. Kill animals
"That's just a dink deer" - no, you're a dink
"It's just a meat buck/bear".... Well no shit. Aren't they all meat?
meat buck, or meat bear means the hunter is not keeping the hide or antlers!

I do hate dink deer though!
moosin

[afflicted 1]

Management deer, gaurdians of the land, oh let's not forget NOSLER TIME that's no guff

[CRS]

I hate the "That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!" followed with a fist bump and pump!

[knightcc]

Pretty much anything that comes outta Stan Potts' mouth.............

LOL!!!! Definitely!!! "Just gimme a minute" what a turd....

[buckshot]

Oh, just one more:
"got me a sausage buck"

[walnutz]

X3 never wanna hunt with that guy

[Weatherby Fan]

Oh, just one more:
"got me a sausage buck"

LOL yes as mentioned above "meat buck" there all meat bucks no matter what size !

I laugh when non hunters ask me "did you catch anything" I don't catch things I kill things !

[Moe.JKU]

"tag it and bag it"

[steel_ram]

Every hunting camp and hunting party has its phrases and lines they use and laugh about. Spending time on the internet debating the good ones or the dumb ones seems a judgement over the actions of others and it definitely falls in the category of 'worrying about the small stuff'. But I get for the most part it's done in fun.

Regardless of the phrases you and your hunting party use, most importantly, just get out there, stop worrying about what others think, and have a good time.

Thanks Dad. . . . . I'm pretty sure this thread is pretty light hearted.

[wicket]

"hes not the biggest buck in the woods but he'll eat good"
"and thats why you come to alberta, saskatchewan,ect".........
"I have thank the man upstairs for this(instert species)"
"how big is it"
"just a doe" wtf if you arent 100 percent happy and proud of what you have shot and have to preface your kill by just a doe just give up, quit, actually that goes for anytime you say justa

[325]

The two phrases that annoy me are "consolation" buck, when a hunter doesn't get the buck he really wanted (Why the **** shoot it then???!?), and when people thank god for helping them get their animal....really?? Maybe god should spend more time on children with cancer, and less helping rednecks get their buck...

[RiverOtter]

Hey, ease up on the force fed hormones and antibiotics speech.
Get to know your farmer and you would be surprised at what the rules and regulations actually are. I know this cause I'm a farmer and it saddens me to see people with these stereotypes constantly breathing fire over this.
Personaly I've compared grass fed and grain fed animals side by side on the BBQ, my preference is grain fed. ( beef, bison, or pork) mmm so good!

Sorry Allan, my comment is/was more directed Safeway/Save-On meat selection.

No stranger to local farm raised beef, as I've a few friends that raise a quality product. On the average I prefer a grain finished beef as well, though a local farmer actually raises ancient breeds that finish pretty darn good on plain old grass, unlike the traditional Angus, Simmental, Hereford etc...

[1/2 slam]

Pretty much anything that comes outta Stan Potts' mouth.............

He's a giant,and I mean giant, turd. Balling his eyeballs out after he kills an animal.....PATHETIC

[Apolonius]

A blond guy with a Londoner accent saying "i got a native permit ...but dont hunt this way"....last year in Kamloops.

[bugler]

This is kinda petty, I know, but in the EK you can always tell if a hunter is from the Elk Valley. When they refer to a 5 point elk/deer they saw they call it a 5 spike. As in "I saw a couple of 5 spikes but I couldn't find a legal 6 spike." It sounds odd to me.

Most annoying, "Well I hit a couple of different bucks/bulls but I couldn't find them."

[uraarchr]

How can I possibly write a story on here in the fall when I kill a deer? lol.

[scretch]

The word CULLING,like some communities plan to cull 30 deer that are a danger to the residants. Come on,the plan is to blast them off the face of this planet!

[Fred1]

"Goin out to whack a big ball-dragger"

[bugler]

Phrases like "blast them off the face of this planet.":mrgreen:

[dana]

I know some hate this one but I'm a fan of it. When describing whiteys, "dinky dog rat deer". :) :)

[Brew]

"Whack And Stack" from the christiensen guys is the dumbest thing I have heard lately.

[igojuone]

You're joking right? You find mulie and whitey disrespectful? It must be hard to hunt with your nose so far in the air and the smell of Grey Poupon on your tweed.

Thinking the same thing.

[Bear Chaser]

Big Buck Down! or BBD!
Booyah!

Spirit Bear.
I want to puke every time I hear that phrase to describe a living breathing animal.

[Buck]

"Nuff said " really hate that one

[Phreddy]

No hunting. No trespassing.

[warnniklz]

oooh! it's tempting, but it's too easy:-D

Go for it... I can laugh at myself...

[Sitkaspruce]

"I shoot a 300 wizzum and on anything I shoot at, it's DRT......."

"I saw a 190+ buck, shot and missed....."

"We need more bow only seasons"

Cheers

SS

[longstonec]

Wambulance.

[caves16]

My most annoying is "Nice Rack!"
why do people always say that?

[cameron0518]

great ones guys

[aggiehunter]

..."why do we need a bowonly season.......

[ThinAir]

I love it when you talk to a guy who went out once, called a couple times and tells ya " the rut's late this year..."

[apryce]

When a guy says he can call for moose and the sound my wife made while giving birth was closer.

[proguide66]

"got the meat deer outta the way" , ( if it was about 'meat' it wouldn't be about deer !!!, lol)

[little moose]

''tag soup''
'' can i see your lience and tags, and is that gun loaded''

[Caveman]

For me it would have to be " F#@k" because that is what follows after a miss

That's good!! Whispering to the camera man after the shot………………………Yes!, Yes!, O my God!! Doesn't matter what you whisper, it just ran off to die you dumb ass!!

[meesemoot]

I hate the "That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!" followed with a fist bump and pump!^ +1; Gotcher moose yet? It's all good. (No it's not!) BTW, WTF is with the enter key not working?

[Caveman]

The most annoying phase used in May of each year…………..Nil, unfortunately i'm quilty of this one as many here are

[moosinaround]

Ehhhh!!..................what's half a grain?!!!;)

[The Hermit]

gate ahead TimberWest

[Caveman]

Where'd you get him??

[f350ps]

For me it's gotta be "Shottie" and or a hen mallard called a "Suzie". K

[olympia]

"whatever happened in tent last night didnt happen, just put some polysporin on it"

[proguide66]

" there's only 2 beers left"

[Bear Chaser]

I'll go one worse:

"We're out of booze"

[digger dogger]

"whatever happened in tent last night didnt happen, just put some polysporin on it"

Then in a couple days what is said, if the polysporin ain't working? "It's embarrasing & it stinks!"

"no i'm not going hunting with you" pretty soon that will be what phase you dislike about hunting.. hahahahaha
:-)

[1/2 slam]

Taxi....too lazy to spell out Taxidermist

[frenchbar]

from other hunters.... 'where abouts did you get it '... in the f@@@ing lungs doofus ..

[EGLPNT]

Happiness is a large gutpile that the gutpile chasers try in vain to find.

[panhead]

Worked with a Russian blacksmith who used to say he was goin' fishin' to "pull some lip."

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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to me": Don't and Stop.

[sawmill]

The word CULLING,like some communities plan to cull 30 deer that are a danger to the residants. Come on,the plan is to blast them off the face of this planet!

It`s shit like this that REALLY makes me mad.Blast them of the face of the planet?Pull your head out of your ass before you fart and break your neck.

[270WIN]

not a big fan of the turm trophy hunter. in my mind a hunter is a hunter. one is just more selective then the other

[xcaribooer]

"Havin any luck?" - I dont really believe in luck. I believe the definition of luck is when preparation and opportunity meet. When people say they are not "lucky" hunters its usually a sign that they just havnt done their homework or have only put in a half ass effort.

[mudduck]

saw it killed it i was not impressed!!!!

[mudduck]

saw it killed it i was not impressed!!!! guess im old school

[bridger]

Speed goat

[proguide66]

This is THE worst to hear , " nah , I want to go home , have too much shit to do , this sucks"....

[Steeleco]

"It's just a meat buck/bear".... Well no shit. Aren't they all meat?

Thats the one on the top of my list. It's like an apology for not needing a taxidermist? If you need to justify shooting a small bodied or antlered animal. DON'T shoot it!!!

[Steelwheels]

HEY..WAKE UP... it's your turn to stoke the fire...

HEY.. Who was the last guy here... What am I suppose to use???

HEY.. Roll over.. Your louder that my old lady...

[Caveman]

"Fine then, you go hunting and i'll stay home with the kids and keep it clean and look after everything"……………………………….."No, No, just go it will be fine!"


Quilt trip!!! i'm sure we've all heard a version of this

[Dragginbait]

At the end of the season it's usually, "if it's got bone, it's going home"



Thats post 1001

[BCbillies]

Lots of them, let's start with: "The weather sucks . . . I wanna go home!" "I've cut my tag . . . I wanna go home!" "It sure would be nice being at home sipping tea with my wife on the couch!"

[chilko]

Killing simply describes ending a life, where as harvesting perhaps implies killing, recovery and removal to a place of consumption, so simply a more descriptive word.

[Brian011]

When asking someone about an area that they have hunted..."I'd try a different area if I were you"

[dana]

I'm not looking for your honey holes but......

[BlacktailStalker]

I don't think there's anything here...

[ufishifish2]

I only read to page 6 of this thread. Couldn't take the soap opera any longer.
Some people here are waaay too uptight. Stop over thinking stuff so much. We all share the same passion : Wasting countless hours on a hunting forum....... I mean, We all share the same passion : Hunting.
Enjoy it and stop complaining.
Sheesh. Must be the off-season or something.

Edit: Okay, I read some more. Gotta admit there are some funny ones there too!!!

[The Dawg]

"I farted....and the windows dont roll down"

[kendoo]

i'd rather be hunting thinking about GOD than sitting in church thinking about hunting.

OK but i,m the big spoon & your the little spoon.

[Jelvis]

" I only shoot bucks because killing a doe, is like killing three deer at once, she has two fawns every year yah know! "
Jelly Side Wynder .. Killing a doe is killing three deer at once .. you selfish pig Haha ..
or this one really steams me .. the buck was a "raghead" ? wthell is dat?

[Jelvis]

Did you get it or go see if there was any blood or hair? ("No I missed it clean never touched it, it ran off, never hit the dang thing!)
Jel .. Don't be a dick, always check the spot where the animal was when you shot to make sure.

[treehugger]

"hunting is cruel"
"meat you buy in the store is bred for it".... really!
"it's my constitutional right to bear arms.... blah blah blah... to keep my family safe"...wtf?
and when people refer to their firearms, or yours, as a 'weapon'

[treehugger]

I do not mind, however, when people refer to their rifle as a tool... I think that's kinda cool actually
oh... and I'm gonna start using 'bang flop'

[Paulyman]

1 in hand is worth 2 in the bush.

[Jimbo]

I guided my buddy to his deer/bear/moose ...

If you took money for this your not much of a buddy, if you don't get paid your not a real guide.

[sawmill]

I do not mind, however, when people refer to their rifle as a tool... I think that's kinda cool actually
oh... and I'm gonna start using 'bang flop'

O.K. This is my rifle,this is my gun.One is for hunting,one is for fun.A tool is that guy who rides up under your treestand with his quad.

[Ltbullken]

300 Win Mag

[Hunt-4-Life]

"Fine then, you go hunting and i'll stay home with the kids and keep it clean and look after everything"……………………………….."No, No, just go it will be fine!"


Quilt trip!!! i'm sure we've all heard a version of this

Ahhh! So true! I hate this one!!!

[cloverphil]

you caught it you clean it

[dino]

"Yup then Im an a$$hole".......No your an idiot!

[Jelvis]

After hunting for deer, the wife says, " Did you catch anything?"
Jel .. Catch lol.

[REMINGTON JIM]

300 Win Mag

Nope 30-06 !

[Striksfromabove]

Describing a bucks antler configuration as "a knife and fork" WTF???

"it's too hot so they weren't rutting"

"I took a Hail Mary shot"

"I couldn't get any closer" when describing why they wounded an animal after shooting outside their capability.

"the natives shot them all"

[Neff]

Not a fan of "ya smoked 'em!"
smoking happens after it's brought home and made into sausage...

[bigben]

Its a cake walk
Its in the bag
Right no problem

[mbway]

Did you catch anything???? Man i hate that one.

[coglark]

hunter numbers are down...it turns into a gong show..."animal" DOWN!! post pics tomorrow...

[ruger#1]

Are you ready yet.

[scottwh]

Americans calling a 4X4 an eight point, bang flop, honey hole, tracks dont make good soup, "i shoot a 30/06", "im tagged out", where did you shoot it?

[landphil]

"I went to my spot, but somebody was there" Really?! If you own it, why allow other hunters access?!

"You're not a real hunter until..." Beware of fake hunters, the're kinda like zombies. Which reminds me...

"Zombie hunter" Sorry, no open seasons for 'em. Just open wounds. Maybe. I doubt it.

[MB_Boy]

I'll get you "later" for this fly in hunt.......I can't find my wallet.

[ruger#1]

Were outa asswhipe.

[MB_Boy]

Were outa asswhipe.


Hahaha....followed by...."no he's right there"

[aggiehunter]

Stretch..I agree totally..only culls use the word culling....where in the eff' are the true conservators of wildlife when they have wholesale slaughters on town deer....f..............k........

[Ferenc]

Are you counting all the points !!!!

[Brambles]

-"hunting the Eastman way"

-Put one right through the wheel house!

-elk arn't bugling, they all must have left the valley

-venison

-table fare

- I held 3 feet over its back!!

-you know how lucky you are to survive a grizzly attack

-we hunted hard for 3 days and didn't get anything!

-Nimby

- Jelvis

- I can cut and wrap a deer in an hour!

-we've gotten through most of our backlog, we should be able to have your rifle back to you !

[knightcc]

" there's only 2 beers left"

Followed by: "It's your turn to go to town and fill up my truck and get 2 loaves of bread, and call my wife and tell her I'm alright"

[GoatGuy]

"The bulls arent rutting yet, it's too warm."

from an unnamed Cranbrook hunter who inserted foot into mouth several other times during the conversation.....

Guess all the calves were dropped a month late that spring hahahaha.

[Scuba_Dave]

X2 and add swamp donkey


What guys pick up at the bar doesnt count baaahahahaha

[gcreek]

1 in hand is worth 2 in the bush.


I always thought 2 and a bush was worth more than 1 in your hand.

[Blktail]

That's a nice little buck you got there.
Yonder.
No more beer in the cooler!

[Fella]

Whats the best caliber for hunting?

[300winmaster]

alright boy's, Tighten'er up - lock'er down!