BCrams
11-15-2012, 11:51 PM
Got this in an e-mail. Good for a chuckle.
BRITISH COLUMBIA
The Premier of B.C. is jogging with herdog along a nature trail. A wolf jumps out and attacks the Premier's dog, thenbites the Premier.
The Premier starts to intervene, butreflects upon the movie "Bambi" and realizes she should stop becausethe wolf is only doing what is natural.
She calls animal control. AnimalControl captures the wolf and bills the Province $200 testing it for diseasesand $500 for relocating it.
The Premier goes to hospital and spends$3,500 getting checked for diseases from the wolf and on getting her bite woundbandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 study to make sure the areais now free of dangerous animals.
The Premier spends $50,000 inProvincial funds implementing a "wolf awareness program" forresidents of the area.
The Provincial Legislature spends $2million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicatethe disease throughout the world.
The Premier's security agent is firedfor not stopping the attack. The Province spends $150,000 to hire and train anew agent with additional special training re: the nature of wolves. PETAprotests the wolf's relocation and files a $5 million suit against theProvince.
ALBERTA
Premier Alison Redford is jogging with her dogalong a nature trail. A Wolf jumps out and attacks the dog. The Premier'ssecurity agent shoots the wolf and keeps jogging. The Premier has spent $0.50on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. The crows eat the dead wolf. And that, myfriends, is why B.C. is broke and Alberta is not.
BRITISH COLUMBIA
The Premier of B.C. is jogging with herdog along a nature trail. A wolf jumps out and attacks the Premier's dog, thenbites the Premier.
The Premier starts to intervene, butreflects upon the movie "Bambi" and realizes she should stop becausethe wolf is only doing what is natural.
She calls animal control. AnimalControl captures the wolf and bills the Province $200 testing it for diseasesand $500 for relocating it.
The Premier goes to hospital and spends$3,500 getting checked for diseases from the wolf and on getting her bite woundbandaged.
The running trail gets shut down for 6months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 study to make sure the areais now free of dangerous animals.
The Premier spends $50,000 inProvincial funds implementing a "wolf awareness program" forresidents of the area.
The Provincial Legislature spends $2million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicatethe disease throughout the world.
The Premier's security agent is firedfor not stopping the attack. The Province spends $150,000 to hire and train anew agent with additional special training re: the nature of wolves. PETAprotests the wolf's relocation and files a $5 million suit against theProvince.
ALBERTA
Premier Alison Redford is jogging with her dogalong a nature trail. A Wolf jumps out and attacks the dog. The Premier'ssecurity agent shoots the wolf and keeps jogging. The Premier has spent $0.50on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. The crows eat the dead wolf. And that, myfriends, is why B.C. is broke and Alberta is not.