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darrin6109
10-02-2012, 12:18 PM
like whiners.......This should be interesting!

Leaseman
10-02-2012, 12:20 PM
Ex son in laws......

Wrayzer
10-02-2012, 12:22 PM
Egg and Coffee farts

bassplayer
10-02-2012, 12:25 PM
Work related topics.

bassplayer
10-02-2012, 12:25 PM
Egg and Coffee farts
Hahahahaha. Yep. Them too. Nothing that makes you feel like you are sitting in a dutch oven lol.

835
10-02-2012, 12:27 PM
pickled garlic,,,, we had a jar once.....once......
that partners buddy , you know the one, the guy that does nothing at all and complains that the hunting is slow......

rocksteady
10-02-2012, 12:28 PM
Animal rights activists (ie. PETA) members...

Politicians...

BearStump
10-02-2012, 12:30 PM
wives, laptops(work), the two things that I want to get away from.

Elkaholic
10-02-2012, 12:31 PM
Wifes/gf's if they don't like hunting or the hours we run while we hunt.

Darksith
10-02-2012, 12:35 PM
cell phones

steel_ram
10-02-2012, 12:36 PM
Generators. Ghetto blasters. Computer gadgets. . . . . . I cherish "quiet".

doubled
10-02-2012, 12:36 PM
Wives, kids, work, laptops, tvs. This is not a holiday contrary to other's thoughts.

Glenny
10-02-2012, 12:37 PM
Incessant texters. Get a life, it's called talking.

rocksteady
10-02-2012, 12:39 PM
Incessant texters. Get a life, it's called talking.

Sorry, say again, I was checking Facebook.. :)

hardnocks
10-02-2012, 12:43 PM
guys that come to camp with everthing in matching camo.

Glenny
10-02-2012, 12:49 PM
Sorry, say again, I was checking Facebook.. :)

Canno wait to tweet that. lol omg lamo wtf fml yada yada :)

sdurango41
10-02-2012, 12:54 PM
lazy f**&ers that don't do anything around camp!!! Plus anything to do with work. Biggest one of all: other as8holes that decide to come in and camp 50 feet from your camping spot when there is a forest full of alternate camp spots!!!!

edgar11
10-02-2012, 01:06 PM
A logging road.........especially if it runs right through it. :mrgreen:

The Hermit
10-02-2012, 01:07 PM
Hookers and Cocaine! Never again! ;-) Next year I'm thinking about bringing in a hot tub service and Certified Massage Practitioner though... :mrgreen: This year I injured my back just before the hunt and wasn't sure I could do the trip... managed to get there but needed a few trips to town to get a massage and chiropractor to work on me... just because I also grabbed a coffee while there the guys started to call me "Starbuck" - Basstards! LOL

300
10-02-2012, 01:26 PM
Tough Guy Macho-man BS'ers!

keoke
10-02-2012, 01:28 PM
Grizzly bears, never had one, never want one.

montec-destruction
10-02-2012, 01:32 PM
one up-ers, adds on to every story with something better

rocksteady
10-02-2012, 01:34 PM
Guys that know they are going for a week and only bring 1 - 6 pack, 1 deck of smokes, 1 can of Cope, 1 can of food or whatever.... use it all up in the first night and then start trying to bum mine....

bassplayer
10-02-2012, 01:34 PM
one up-ers, adds on to every story with something better
Yep. Anything you can do they can do better. Only they did it twice lol.

darrin6109
10-02-2012, 01:40 PM
vaseline or condoms

keoke
10-02-2012, 01:41 PM
one up-ers, adds on to every story with something better

Only thing worse then one uppers are the guys who have a buddy.....

endtimerwithabow
10-02-2012, 01:48 PM
no HBC saints! lol you know who you are.......

greenhorn
10-02-2012, 01:55 PM
Guys that don't pack enough stuff for their own needs and then when they see that someone else has packed all the necessities they mooch off them. I feel like saying to these guys, "yes it's possible to survive off two cans of soup for three days, but I don't appreciate you whining and snacking on my stuff all the time!!! Also, bring your own damn coffee!!!"

ruger#1
10-02-2012, 01:55 PM
vaseline or condoms For your buddy Darren. LOL

The Hermit
10-02-2012, 02:00 PM
vaseline or condoms

Pantyhose and vibrators! LOL

darrin6109
10-02-2012, 02:07 PM
smart cars!

darrin6109
10-02-2012, 02:08 PM
tofu and veggies

Banjo
10-02-2012, 02:12 PM
Women...and manners

835
10-02-2012, 02:16 PM
smart cars!


i guy could make an arguement for smart cars..... Electric,,,, Quiet,,,, the perfect road hunting machine......
plug yer generator in it to charge it up!!!

ElectricDyck
10-02-2012, 02:26 PM
A wrong attitude tops my list, everything else can be overcome with the right attitude.

MuleyStalker
10-02-2012, 02:27 PM
pooping in front of the tent door because you're too scared to go in the woods at night

russm
10-02-2012, 02:31 PM
Where are you guys hunting that texting would actually be possible?lol as soon as i have trees around i lose service. Id have to say i can't stand unprepared people though,even if it's just a day trip it's not hard to pack a lunch.

835
10-02-2012, 02:32 PM
A wrong attitude tops my list, everything else can be overcome with the right attitude.

huh, on a serious side note,,,, your totally right...

The Dawg
10-02-2012, 02:46 PM
Yep. Anything you can do they can do better. Only they did it twice lol.

Hey I know that guy!

:D

springpin
10-02-2012, 02:57 PM
Hippies, cause they stink worse than egg, and coffee farts.

835
10-02-2012, 03:06 PM
no singing or flatulance?
what kind of fun are you!

Glenny
10-02-2012, 03:09 PM
yah that chewing tobacca can ruin the whole trip. :razz:.............:?

Fella
10-02-2012, 03:44 PM
no singing or flatulance?
what kind of fun are you!

I was just going to say that camp isn't camp unless there is flatulence or drunken singing.

huntcoop
10-02-2012, 03:52 PM
mpotzold must hunt alone.

moosinaround
10-02-2012, 04:08 PM
Hey I know that guy!

:D
What are you saying Dawg???

Boner
10-02-2012, 04:18 PM
Cheap people, or people who talk constantly about their budget for their trip. And those stupid MP3 speakers instead of quiet headphones.

I could deal with the texting, those guys keep to themselves.

Surrey Boy
10-02-2012, 04:20 PM
Tough Guy Macho-man BS'ers!

You're on the wrong site.

J/K, HBC isn't bad compared to what else is around.

358mag
10-02-2012, 04:22 PM
- Koran
- Long Cloth Hats

warnniklz
10-02-2012, 04:24 PM
NEVER bring wild meat

that's about it

Krico
10-02-2012, 04:44 PM
Women, work and all the b.s. that come along with them. Any way of communicating with either can be left behind or turned off as well.

carnivore
10-02-2012, 04:48 PM
Porno magazines. Flatulence o.k. if it is followed by an "excuse me".:mrgreen:

darrin6109
10-02-2012, 04:51 PM
Brokeback Mountain jokes right before lights-out

Stone Sheep Steve
10-02-2012, 04:52 PM
My wife. Nothing against having women in camp but if my wife was there, there would not be any room for hunting gear... let alone enough room to bring an animal home.

I like the bad attitude thing. That I could do without.

SSS

Fella
10-02-2012, 04:53 PM
My brother in law.

steel_ram
10-02-2012, 04:55 PM
People who want to talk about work, bitch about pensions, WCB, EI, their ailments etc. etc.

hunter1993ap
10-02-2012, 05:10 PM
Where are you guys hunting that texting would actually be possible?lol as soon as i have trees around i lose service. Id have to say i can't stand unprepared people though,even if it's just a day trip it's not hard to pack a lunch.

no kidding!! be prepared when you plan to leave.. i hate when people are not ready and you have to wait for them to leave. and cell phones are nice but mine stays off for the trip unless i need to use it for something of an emergency (i probably wouldnt have service anyways). i dont really care what people bring but how they act is important to me. if you piss me off i wont be hunting with you again. also if you are full of bs i get tired of it prety quick. and negativity deffinately doesnt go good with me. good hunting partners are hard to find.

Ozone
10-02-2012, 05:22 PM
bible preaching type people

ruger#1
10-02-2012, 05:34 PM
bible preaching type people This post is so negative.

Caveman
10-02-2012, 05:56 PM
I could deal with the texting, those guys keep to themselves.

If you can text you're to close to town

Ozone
10-02-2012, 05:58 PM
This post is so negative.
Just becouse you dont like it, doesnt make it negative.

Caveman
10-02-2012, 06:00 PM
This post is so negative.

There's another one! negativity

BRvalley
10-02-2012, 06:11 PM
I've always been one of the younger guys in camp (although my thinning hair says I'm catching up to the old geezers), so a few questions, cause things are definitely sounding different from the way we camp

1 - no farts? really? i guess in my circle we're practically fart connosseur's then, we appreciate a good bomb ha

2 - pack your own food? we always pitch on group groceries and take turns cooking...couldn't imagine it any other way

3 - booze is basically group booze as well, nobody is counting who drank what, just have fun and we always leave with some anyways

4 - where do cell phones actually work where you guys are camping? we might take a drive once or twice check up on messages if there is a booster nearby from a work site or something, but that's it


we split all meat equally too, which doesn't seem to be the case with all hunting groups and probably the biggest surprise to me....

greenhorn
10-02-2012, 06:24 PM
I've always been one of the younger guys in camp (although my thinning hair says I'm catching up to the old geezers), so a few questions, cause things are definitely sounding different from the way we camp

1 - no farts? really? i guess in my circle we're practically fart connosseur's then, we appreciate a good bomb ha

2 - pack your own food? we always pitch on group groceries and take turns cooking...couldn't imagine it any other way

3 - booze is basically group booze as well, nobody is counting who drank what, just have fun and we always leave with some anyways

4 - where do cell phones actually work where you guys are camping? we might take a drive once or twice check up on messages if there is a booster nearby from a work site or something, but that's it


we split all meat equally too, which doesn't seem to be the case with all hunting groups and probably the biggest surprise to me....

If everyone is on the same program for shared food, then of course it's cool. But, how would you feel if you and your buddies all pitched in and then one of the guys showed up without his share.... would be kinda annoying wouldn't it???

darrin6109
10-02-2012, 06:40 PM
no single or ex girlfriends!

sky-gunner
10-02-2012, 06:40 PM
Hollyer than thous
People who take them selves too seriously
Fire nazis
Controll freaks
Cry babies/Negatives
Drunks*

* no issues with having drinks or smoking a lil herb, but if you get looser pissed and can't wake up early, you pretty much suck. Hunting is the only time I'd willingly get up before the sunrise, therefor if I waste my time getting up early and your still wasted, your dead to me.

.330 Dakota
10-02-2012, 06:50 PM
Grizzly bears, never had one, never want one.

Trust me they SUCK

Singleshotneeded
10-02-2012, 07:18 PM
whiners and moochers

BRvalley
10-02-2012, 07:49 PM
If everyone is on the same program for shared food, then of course it's cool. But, how would you feel if you and your buddies all pitched in and then one of the guys showed up without his share.... would be kinda annoying wouldn't it???

there's been a few last minute invites..."just pack your kit, don't need to worry about anything else and we'll be waiting for you after work" type of invites....just toss us a few bucks afterwards and it's cool

but I do see your point and I guess it depends on how close of friends are in the camp....we've all known eachother a good while, or it's a good friend of a friend, we've never had any "characters" show up...we tend to share as much things as possible to cut down packing...and food and booze are open grounds for anybody more or less


here's a good story...we used to do an annual week long ice fishing sleeper hut trip, operator had just built 3 new huts that summer, we were second group in them...notice a ton of blood splatter on the wall and a stud is cracked in half..he tells us the group before had "cabin fever" lol

we get mingling with the group next hut over, immediately after noticing a smoking hot blonde of course...it's a group of 3 gentlemen's club owners with 4 girls....that was a fun trip

Gateholio
10-02-2012, 07:57 PM
Negative people.

Beaufortranger
10-02-2012, 08:18 PM
Anyone who discusses which caliber is the best.

Davey Crockett
10-02-2012, 08:20 PM
Anyone who can bleed for seven days straight and not die.

Those glass half empty people who can't help but draw sweeping conclusions like: the rut must not be happening or the wolves have eaten all of the deer etc... after a day or two of slow hunting.

Bc Deer Hunter
10-02-2012, 09:02 PM
Any body that is not as passionate as myself about hunting, drunks are also a no go.

caper321
10-02-2012, 09:07 PM
one up-ers, adds on to every story with something better


Only thing worse then one uppers are the guys who have a buddy.....


I've always been one of the younger guys in camp (although my thinning hair says I'm catching up to the old geezers), so a few questions, cause things are definitely sounding different from the way we camp

1 - no farts? really? i guess in my circle we're practically fart connosseur's then, we appreciate a good bomb ha

2 - pack your own food? we always pitch on group groceries and take turns cooking...couldn't imagine it any other way

3 - booze is basically group booze as well, nobody is counting who drank what, just have fun and we always leave with some anyways

4 - where do cell phones actually work where you guys are camping? we might take a drive once or twice check up on messages if there is a booster nearby from a work site or something, but that's it


we split all meat equally too, which doesn't seem to be the case with all hunting groups and probably the biggest surprise to me....


Anyone who discusses which caliber is the best.


Padded toilet seats
Yogurt
Prunes
Those little umbrellas for drinks
Marshmellows
Designer toothpicks
Depends
Spam
give me another ten minutes


i buy all the food and cook all the meals... I have a buddy that does the same thing. i supply the booze aswell. i give the meat to everyone else as i'm

a vegetarian. and everyone knows the 300wsm is the best.:-D

But on a serious note, whats wrong with marshmellows?

The Dude
10-02-2012, 09:39 PM
Hookers and blow.
I get too much of that at work, and wait all year to be sitting in a truck with the child window locks on, hosing beer/coffee/no-sleep/baked-beans/last-years-game-meat farts out of my nether regions while my buddies frantically try to open a window before they suffocate.
Ahhhh...goooood times.

wos
10-02-2012, 09:53 PM
Canned food or instant Coffey.

solo
10-02-2012, 10:22 PM
Guys who can't get their crap together in the morning. Disorganized people with vast amounts of crap and personal comforts they just can't seem to get together.

moose2
10-02-2012, 10:35 PM
Applying elk or deer piss to your clothes or boots while still in the wall tent. (again) It took a week for the smell to leave, but on a positive note we did get two bulls near camp. LOL
Mike

The Dude
10-02-2012, 10:41 PM
Especially with A BRAND NEW Wall tent on it's first trip, huh, Moosin? :D

moose2
10-02-2012, 10:50 PM
You seem to have a hint of jealousy in your type there Dude lol. You will just have to try again next year maybe your next.
Mike

The Dude
10-02-2012, 10:54 PM
I'm greener than a novice Midshipman, LOL

bridger
10-03-2012, 04:05 AM
Mares in a horse camp

TIKA 300
10-03-2012, 06:54 AM
The Dudes velcro gloves and rrrrrrrrrrubber boots :mrgreen:

The Dude
10-03-2012, 07:34 AM
Cuddy? .....

rred
10-03-2012, 07:53 AM
Your Feelings,
Its a time to laugh, joke, make fun and be made fun of... No room for over sensative *******s.

ruger#1
10-03-2012, 09:10 AM
The Dudes velcro gloves and rrrrrrrrrrubber boots :mrgreen: Ha Ha. I hope he dont see this post.

frenchbar
10-03-2012, 09:15 AM
Ha Ha. I hope he dont see this post.

BAAAAH..HAHA..i heard hes banned off the Texas creek sheep pasture golf course as well ...:mrgreen::mrgreen:

Taurusguy
10-03-2012, 09:29 AM
If you can text you're to close to town

What!??? I had full bars on my phone when my daughter and i shot our 4x3 mule deer this year. HAHA ... phoned my wife and told her to empty the freezer while i was standing next to the kill!

@ all you guys agasint having ladies in camp. My wife is fantastic, she says she will just hang out in camp and have meals ready for us when we get back. Especially if i put her at a lake .. shes the best fisherman(woman) I know... she cant wait to come (once my Son is old enough) and my Daughter is a great hunter so far.

Things I dont like in camp? The fricken cows that raid my camp, stomp on my fire pit and break my camping chairs after I am gone for the day.

The other thing i cant STAND in camp .. is nothing hanging.

The Dude
10-03-2012, 09:29 AM
I think we need a Healing Circle, as I am deeply offended by your hurtful bullying.

Time for a Machete fight, A La : Walk Hard.

The Dude
10-03-2012, 09:30 AM
My wife is fantastic .. she cant wait to come


Don't touch this one Dude.....let it go.......

scoutlt1
10-03-2012, 09:34 AM
Don't touch this one Dude.....let it go.......


oh c'mon..... :-)

frenchbar
10-03-2012, 09:35 AM
hahahaha...thanks for the morning laugh dude ...i knew i could count on you ..lol

Taurusguy
10-03-2012, 09:47 AM
Don't touch this one Dude.....let it go.......

o.0

LMAO! But seriously .. shes very interested and LOVES camping (always been a camping/fishing lady). She told me she wished she was there when i shot my 4x3. :p

TRACKnTRAIL
10-03-2012, 09:59 AM
Wives, kids, work, laptops, tvs. This is not a holiday contrary to other's thoughts.

Kids? I can't wait until my kids are old enough to come to camp!

The Dude
10-03-2012, 10:12 AM
In all seriousness (I know, not my style) I can't ****ing WAIT til my son comes hunting and fishing with me. My unborn daughter too.
(yes congrats, etc)

Blair
10-03-2012, 04:17 PM
menopausal women

ruger#1
10-03-2012, 04:28 PM
People that pick their nose and eat it. That is why I do not hunt with The Dude. Please clip your finger nails Dude.

warnniklz
10-03-2012, 04:35 PM
menopausal women

menopausal men as well

J_T
10-03-2012, 04:37 PM
Hookers and Cocaine! Never again! ;-) Next year I'm thinking about bringing in a hot tub service and Certified Massage Practitioner though... :mrgreen: This year I injured my back just before the hunt and wasn't sure I could do the trip... managed to get there but needed a few trips to town to get a massage and chiropractor to work on me... just because I also grabbed a coffee while there the guys started to call me "Starbuck" - Basstards! LOL
Yup. we take everything. We often laugh about the old days, drop tailgate, throw gear on ground, sleep in truck, hunt hunt hunt. Now we take 2 days to set up the luxuries of a good camp. And next year Starbuck will be towing in a jacuzzi and setting up a tent for the female massage therapist visits. Going to be great.

springpin
10-03-2012, 04:39 PM
Drugs...I have zero tolerance!

monasheemountainman
10-03-2012, 04:40 PM
bible preaching type people

x2 on that one, nothing against it, just dont wanna hear it

Good2bCanadian
10-03-2012, 05:51 PM
In all seriousness (I know, not my style) I can't ****ing WAIT til my son comes hunting and fishing with me. My unborn daughter too.
(yes congrats, etc)

Me as well Dude.
My 4yr old told daycare that Daddy would shoot the coyotes in the back field.
Wife wasn't impressed. Lol
I was.

poper
10-03-2012, 06:07 PM
Dildos! No Thanks

BimmerBob
10-03-2012, 06:46 PM
Drugs...I have zero tolerance!

OMG! I couldn't survive in your camp Springpin, what without the Ibuprofen, Ramipril, Robaxicet, and Pensaid I would not be able to leave the bunk after the second day.

RiverOtter
10-03-2012, 07:55 PM
Hot rifles......

K-1
10-03-2012, 08:16 PM
Hand cream,,KY Jell or Kleenex

olympia
10-03-2012, 08:19 PM
2 dudes performing sexual acts in full view of others..hahaha, im so funny

sky-gunner
10-03-2012, 08:29 PM
2 dudes performing sexual acts in full view of others..hahaha, im so funny

K #1, wtf???
#2 that's no so much a thing as it is an act
#3 has this happened before?

rides bike to work
10-03-2012, 09:10 PM
anal people

I cant stand being in camp with a guy that obsesses over there gear
.Hunting is top priority get your head on straight.If your new 300 dolar pants got a tear stay quiet and push on.
you drop your binos wine about it later to youre wife who will listen im busy hunting right now.
You want to take a nap no Im not driving you back to camp eat a hand full of trail mix and have a nap on the top of that ridge im here to hunt.
The roads to grown in and the cross ditches are to deep,why did we bring your truck than better question why did you buy the truck the trail head is still 15 km away.

hunter1993ap
10-03-2012, 09:14 PM
anal people

I cant stand being in camp with a guy that obsesses over there gear
.Hunting is top priority get your head on straight.If your new 300 dolar pants got a tear stay quiet and push on.
you drop your binos wine about it later to youre wife who will listen im busy hunting right now.
You want to take a nap no Im not driving you back to camp eat a hand full of trail mix and have a nap on the top of that ridge im here to hunt.
The roads to grown in and the cross ditches are to deep,why did we bring your truck than better question why did you buy the truck the trail head is still 15 km away.
haha you have your priorities straight. i see it similar to you, i'm there to hunt and can deal with broken $h!% when i get home!!

rides bike to work
10-03-2012, 09:14 PM
oh ya and people who talk about hbc all the time
this guy said this and this guy said that

bugler
10-03-2012, 09:44 PM
Anyone who thinks hunting inside a high fence is ok.

MattW
10-03-2012, 09:50 PM
In all seriousness (I know, not my style) I can't ****ing WAIT til my son comes hunting and fishing with me. My unborn daughter too.
(yes congrats, etc)

Hunting with kids is the best, took my 3 (almost 4) year old daughter for bears this spring. She did great and had a great time, we're going for deer and bear in 10 days. It'll be fun when my boy gets old enough too.

Wackman
10-03-2012, 10:20 PM
Goldbond ;-)

The Dude
10-03-2012, 10:21 PM
People that pick their nose and eat it. That is why I do not hunt with The Dude. Please clip your finger nails Dude.

At least i offered to share with you. What's the problem??? :D

35rem
10-03-2012, 10:59 PM
For all the hot tub haters:

http://www.islandhottub.com/woodhtr.html

Add a 150 gallon stock tank and you can soak in comfort in the middle of nowhere. Does not take much wood to heat up the tank and you (and the deer) do not have to smell your buddies after a couple of days in the bush.... I still want to take mine ice fishing..

rollingrock
10-04-2012, 12:02 AM
Anyone who can bleed for seven days straight and not die.

Those glass half empty people who can't help but draw sweeping conclusions like: the rut must not be happening or the wolves have eaten all of the deer etc... after a day or two of slow hunting.

Hang on a second please, why that sounded so familiar? :)

The Dude
10-04-2012, 12:03 AM
A hottub is more than welcome in Elk camp.
As is Sailor Jerry's Rum, Sleeman's Honey brown, and Pilsner Urquell

Not welcome: Buttwiper beer.

Allen50
10-04-2012, 12:04 AM
thing i hate most is people that hunt and drink and toss there beer cans on the road,, no drinking and driving and playing with guns does not go together,,, want to drink stay in camp,,no hunting,,

The Dude
10-04-2012, 12:04 AM
anal people

I cant stand being in camp with a guy that obsesses over there gear
.Hunting is top priority get your head on straight.If your new 300 dolar pants got a tear stay quiet and push on.
you drop your binos wine about it later to youre wife who will listen im busy hunting right now.
You want to take a nap no Im not driving you back to camp eat a hand full of trail mix and have a nap on the top of that ridge im here to hunt.
The roads to grown in and the cross ditches are to deep,why did we bring your truck than better question why did you buy the truck the trail head is still 15 km away.

It's OK, he got banned. :D

doubled
10-04-2012, 05:34 AM
Kids? I can't wait until my kids are old enough to come to camp!

Yep Kids... When people want to bring their three/four year olds on trips where you will walk for kms, what do you think will happen???? I am all for taking them grouse hunting for an hour or two but for an all day trip, way too young.

J_T
10-04-2012, 06:12 AM
Yep Kids... When people want to bring their three/four year olds on trips where you will walk for kms, what do you think will happen???? I am all for taking them grouse hunting for an hour or two but for an all day trip, way too young. hmm, my boys and my brother's boys have been welcome in camp since they could ask to go. And at 5 yrs old, they never slowed us down nor got in the way. Now we're thankful they come in to camp. Young backs to pack. Sure we hunted lots without them, but if they asked, they came. There's nothing better.

doubled
10-04-2012, 12:47 PM
hmm, my boys and my brother's boys have been welcome in camp since they could ask to go. And at 5 yrs old, they never slowed us down nor got in the way. Now we're thankful they come in to camp. Young backs to pack. Sure we hunted lots without them, but if they asked, they came. There's nothing better.


JT, did those five year olds walk 10km in a day??? I highly doubt it. Don't get me wrong, kids need to be exposed to our sport and at a young age, but taking them on a major hunt at 5 is not a good idea IMO. Now if they were 12-13 then the door is wide open and encouraged.

J_T
10-04-2012, 01:13 PM
JT, did those five year olds walk 10km in a day??? I highly doubt it. Don't get me wrong, kids need to be exposed to our sport and at a young age, but taking them on a major hunt at 5 is not a good idea IMO. Now if they were 12-13 then the door is wide open and encouraged. No of course not. But we planned out hunts so that they could participate. Depending on which youth showed up, we accommodated their abilities. You can have a lot of fun calling elk and having elk in close without going 10km. But, I did enjoy taking my two oldest sons on a hike that was about 8km and they both killed deer. They were 9 and 11. And they both dragged their deer out without much help. Granted it was steep country and the drag was downhill most of the way. But they did it, and their Grandpa was proud of them.

Anyway, back to the thread. I love kids in camp. Some guys hunt hard, some don't. We often do and kids are welcome.

MikeH
10-04-2012, 03:04 PM
Drunk people with firearms leave them in the camper!U start firing it off your gonna get a butt stroke! work topics too!

juiceterboost
10-04-2012, 03:12 PM
the three p's are a no go..... poachers, polluters, and pessimists

Ltbullken
10-04-2012, 03:27 PM
Wives and girlfriends...especially if they don't get along!

Ltbullken
10-04-2012, 03:31 PM
And those who sleep in to 9 and think hunting involves driving up to the animals in your quad and shooting them on the road... :roll:

Iltasyuko
10-04-2012, 05:08 PM
Guys who can sleep thru the whole night and never have to wake to take a piss. Must be nice.

BigSlapper
10-04-2012, 06:34 PM
My top 10:

1) late starters/early enders
2) guys who consistently forget their gear
3) guys who never pull their wallet out
4) know-it-all's
5) whiners/complainers
6) guys who don't stick to the game plan
7) guys that don't keep a clean camp
8) drunks and stoners
9) pickled eggs
10) my mother in law

Allen50
10-04-2012, 07:29 PM
Wives and girlfriends...especially if they don't get along!

yea it not good when your wife does not get along with your girl friend,, who sleeps in the tent, and who gets the camper,, lol lol lol

new hunter
10-05-2012, 04:52 PM
Competeitive people .
I am so sick of handicapping myself or down playing my acomplishments .
I dont care who gets what , can shoot how far , etc .
I'm here to hunt , I'll have a good time even if I dont bag anything and I really dont care whos better at what .
If another guy gets a deer and I dont , great , I'll congratulate him shake his hand and help him load it up .
Nothing worse than a guy that gets all quiet and wont talk on the way home cause you got one more grouse than him or you tagged out and he didn't .

fuzzybiscuit
10-05-2012, 05:37 PM
People who make up too many rules and Jesus freaks who like to push their beliefs on others, especially me.

The Dude
10-05-2012, 05:49 PM
So you have rules about no Jesus Freaks?

fuzzybiscuit
10-05-2012, 05:56 PM
I said too many rules. I'll allow a couple, no Jesus freaks being one of them.

kyleklassen
10-05-2012, 05:58 PM
And those who sleep in to 9 and think hunting involves driving up to the animals in your quad and shooting them on the road... :roll:sounds like my plan for moose this year.

ruger#1
10-05-2012, 06:38 PM
So you have rules about no Jesus Freaks? Drunken dude that looks like a jesus freak. Peace out dude.

The Dude
10-05-2012, 07:10 PM
I look more like Jesus if he'd lived past 33 and did tons of acid.

sky-gunner
10-05-2012, 07:34 PM
I look more like Jesus if he'd lived past 33 and did tons of acid.
Epic right there.

ruger#1
10-05-2012, 08:54 PM
I look more like Jesus if he'd lived past 33 and did tons of acid.Good one , I like the answer. And a honest one at that.

Casagrande
10-05-2012, 10:33 PM
Drugs...I have zero tolerance!
So much for hunting in Pemberton!

Jonas111
10-05-2012, 10:40 PM
Egg and Coffee farts

Then you better not ever go to a hunt camp with Dwayne. Lol! He is brutal.

The Dude
10-05-2012, 10:49 PM
Sky-Gunner, I notice you need a Sigline, LOL
Have at 'er. Nothing like laughing at yourself. :D

open-sights
10-06-2012, 05:42 PM
What a bunch of Sallie's, The only thing I dont want in my camp is 80% of the people the posted before me in this thread!

Darksith
10-06-2012, 09:19 PM
guys with all these silly rules. Hunt hard, relax hard, enjoy the quiet, but encourage the stories

dd3boss
10-07-2012, 01:12 AM
guys with all these silly rules. Hunt hard, relax hard, enjoy the quiet, but encourage the stories

Well said Darksith, well said.

ianwuzhere
10-07-2012, 08:03 AM
not knowing whos underwear u have on in the morning when u wake up.. only ever happened twice, but never again ;)

no wimps, wives, people who like to sleep in/lazy, or anyone i have to babysit in any way.

decker9
10-07-2012, 09:05 AM
Just me, my sexy lady, ( and unborn child :-D!) in this hunting camp, 365 days a year! geez i love living on a swamp donkey lake!! Needless to say, everything is how WE want it in our (camp) ;-)....or unless its goat or sheep camp, then if you can pack it, bring it....just dont expect me to wait for you cause your packs to heavy!

guest
10-07-2012, 09:19 AM
Jack ass idiots that think it's funny to throw .22 shells into a fire or set a live big bore shell on a grate and run for cover ....... never been with them again and never will.

CT

burger
10-07-2012, 10:08 AM
guys with all these silly rules. Hunt hard, relax hard, enjoy the quiet, but encourage the stories


There must be some lonely camps since the list of rules excludes everyone but themselves.

Burger...Wishes he shit roses too!!

Wackman
10-07-2012, 10:24 AM
[QUOTE=ianwuzhere;1213243]not knowing whos underwear u have on in the morning when u wake up.. only ever happened twice

Was that a camp somewhere up "Broke back mountain"?? ;-) hahaha couldn't resist...

birosj
10-08-2012, 09:23 AM
All the above.
Guy's who puke when YOU are gutting THEIR animal.

Ladies and kids during a family hunt only. These can be lots of fun. Lose the kids for a bit and you and your lady can have a moment in your blind!

There is a time for the "guy's only" hunt where the belching and flatuance will be allowed-outside the sleeping quarters.
The odd road pop is ok, but when the time comes for serious beverages is when the guns go away.

Darksith
10-08-2012, 09:27 AM
The odd road pop is ok, but when the time comes for serious beverages is when the guns go away.
O no you didn't.....lol

birosj
10-08-2012, 09:48 AM
Well--- maybe a couple!

Darksith
10-08-2012, 09:56 AM
I hope the HBC saints miss that 1 ;)

Spy
10-08-2012, 10:18 AM
Hand cream,,KY Jell or Kleenex
Lots of Ks in there K1 !