Fishhound
04-24-2012, 03:21 PM
Little Johny is back
Teacher: if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Johnny: Seven!!!
The now very angry Teacher: Where in the Hell do you get seven from???
The now very frustrated Little Johnny . . . . . "Because I've already got a ****in' cat at home!!!"
Teacher: if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Little Johnny: Seven!!!
The now very angry Teacher: Where in the Hell do you get seven from???
The now very frustrated Little Johnny . . . . . "Because I've already got a ****in' cat at home!!!"