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chromie1
12-07-2011, 03:25 PM
Hey HBC members been cruising the site and really enjoy it. First off I don’t come for a hunting family just picked it up as I love the bush
my passion is fishing and if you have any qestions on that im all for helping you out. with out telling my secret spots :-D

as for my joke hope its a new one to some ppl

A big game hunter walked in to the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that.
But then he said they could blindfold him and he would recognize and animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them the caliber the bullet was that killed the animal

The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin

After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "bear". He was right. they bought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said "elk, shot with 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again every time against a round of drinks

Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife. " I know i was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get that black eye?"

His wife angrily replied," I gave it to you. You got into bed, put your hand down my panties, fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, “Skunk, killed with an axe."

jeff
12-07-2011, 03:32 PM
haha ,thats a good one..

SimilkameenSlayer
12-07-2011, 03:37 PM
welcome and peace !

Foxton Gundogs
12-07-2011, 03:40 PM
Coffee from my nose welcome

savage99f
12-07-2011, 03:46 PM
Great joke and welcome to the site.

fearnodeer
12-07-2011, 03:46 PM
Welcome to the site, like the joke.

REMINGTON JIM
12-07-2011, 03:47 PM
Thats funny ! Welcome to HBC -:mrgreen:

cjr
12-07-2011, 03:49 PM
I should live and learn. Well played and welcome

Jonas111
12-07-2011, 04:25 PM
Very well done. Made my day.

ThinAir
12-07-2011, 05:12 PM
Oh man that's bad. Welcome:)

PeachlandHunter
12-07-2011, 05:40 PM
haha that was a good one

SHAKER
12-07-2011, 06:03 PM
Just what I needed today! Good one.

Trophyslayer
12-07-2011, 11:55 PM
welcome best newbie joke ive herd

The Dude
12-08-2011, 12:00 AM
A very new member with a very old joke, welcome stranger. :D

coach
12-08-2011, 12:13 AM
Great first post. Welcome to the site!

Singleshotneeded
12-08-2011, 12:16 AM
Lol, too funny! Welcome! :-)

Spy
12-08-2011, 12:20 AM
Awesome joke & welcome!:-D

hunter1947
12-08-2011, 04:01 AM
There are lots of good threads on this site that will help you out on many things ,welcome to the forum ..

5 spike
12-08-2011, 04:44 AM
good one welcome to the site.

bowhunterbruce
12-08-2011, 05:41 AM
well done and welcome to hbc.

Wood butcher
12-08-2011, 07:06 AM
Welcome.
I fiqured by your handle your a fisher, where ya from?

chromie1
12-08-2011, 08:00 AM
Live in Maple Ridge fish for steelhead and lake fish. I tend to stay away from the crowns of salmon fishing as it feels like shopping day before christmas just too crazy.
There is so much on this site that i would need to retire today to read it all
Thanks for all the weclomes you guys are too kind

Wood butcher
12-08-2011, 08:07 AM
Ah......... steelhead, one of my personal favorites. Hunting season ends Sat over here steelhead season starts Sunday.