chromie1
12-07-2011, 03:25 PM
Hey HBC members been cruising the site and really enjoy it. First off I don’t come for a hunting family just picked it up as I love the bush
my passion is fishing and if you have any qestions on that im all for helping you out. with out telling my secret spots :-D
as for my joke hope its a new one to some ppl
A big game hunter walked in to the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that.
But then he said they could blindfold him and he would recognize and animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them the caliber the bullet was that killed the animal
The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin
After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "bear". He was right. they bought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said "elk, shot with 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again every time against a round of drinks
Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife. " I know i was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get that black eye?"
His wife angrily replied," I gave it to you. You got into bed, put your hand down my panties, fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, “Skunk, killed with an axe."
my passion is fishing and if you have any qestions on that im all for helping you out. with out telling my secret spots :-D
as for my joke hope its a new one to some ppl
A big game hunter walked in to the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that.
But then he said they could blindfold him and he would recognize and animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he would even tell them the caliber the bullet was that killed the animal
The hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first animal skin
After feeling it for a few moments, he announced "bear". He was right. they bought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said "elk, shot with 7mm Mag rifle. He was right again. Through the night, he proved his skills again and again every time against a round of drinks
Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his wife. " I know i was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get that black eye?"
His wife angrily replied," I gave it to you. You got into bed, put your hand down my panties, fiddled around a bit and loudly announced, “Skunk, killed with an axe."