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Chody
09-27-2011, 10:00 AM
From Pitt meadows, interested in anything outdoors.I just passed my Core and Pal last week. Deer, bear, and waterfowl is what i am most likely going to hunt. Found a lot of good info on the site, I especially enjoy cooking wild game and fish:mrgreen:

im lame at jokes..
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.

The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.

Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"

A man caught a beaver last week, called his wife, and said "Make sure that beaver soup is warmed up nice when i get home today" When he got home, he found his wife on the couch, blowdrying her Pu**y, with no food to be found, he yelled "what the hell are you doing!?"
she replied, "warming up your dinner":mrgreen:

d6dan
09-27-2011, 10:18 AM
Welcome to the forum Chody. You will soon learn there's lots of members who will give you advice and tips/some not. But thats what happens on the Intaweb. You must have seen Robert Redfords movie.:mrgreen:.

Barracuda
09-27-2011, 10:36 AM
welcome Chody.

Weatherby Fan
09-27-2011, 10:41 AM
Hey Chody
welcome to HBC,it's a great site,lots of very helpfull and knowledgeable people on here.
happy hunting
WF

Chody
09-27-2011, 10:45 AM
Welcome to the forum Chody. You will soon learn there's lots of members who will give you advice and tips/some not. But thats what happens on the Intaweb. You must have seen Robert Redfords movie.:mrgreen:.
nope, never seen it, fill me in?

Troubled kid
10-08-2011, 03:08 PM
lol Chody :P