My Newbie Joke

[Cookie-kid]

There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!

The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them! The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."

[Chuck]

I don't know about anyone else, but that works for me. Welcome to the funny house.

[sawmill]

Old but still funny.Where are you from?

[shadow1982]

so how deep was the mine?... welcome to HBC

[835]

Ya, I feel kinda ripped off! did they hear the tie hit the ground or what?

Welcome to the site, But i gotta ask what is with yer screen name? :mrgreen:

[Pioneerman]

I like it, good one , welcome

[Alone in the wildernes]

So thats where my goat went.

[warnniklz]

Ya, I feel kinda ripped off! did they hear the tie hit the ground or what?

Welcome to the site, But i gotta ask what is with yer screen name? :mrgreen:

ah ha must be Matt Cooke's kid

[kms]

Ya, I feel kinda ripped off! did they hear the tie hit the ground or what?

Welcome to the site, But i gotta ask what is with yer screen name? :mrgreen:

Love your quote!:-D

[Cookie-kid]

Lol, Cookie-kid... Cookie Monster was taken and so was Nate. I'm a recovering cookie addict.

I never did hear if they heard the tie hit the ground. lmao old joke. Only one close to a hunting joke I could find.

I live in South Van Isle. Never been hunting before but my uncle wants me to take on his old Jungle Carbine... figured I may as well use it. That and my wife has a desire to "live off the grid" thus personal acquirement of foods. lol.

What else.... tired of playing Wii hunting, time to learn the real deal.

[.330 Dakota]

so how deep was the mine?... welcome to HBC

Deep enough to hide a goat...obviously, now try and keep up eh.....lol