Hunt like a cougar for mountain sheep and deer.

[Jelvis]

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[kamloopshunter]

we should grow a three foot tail and grow some hair on our feet?

[The Dawg]

Not to forget our meds before posting?

[urbanhermit]

do cougar road hunt?

[Jelvis]

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[NitwiT]

wait! i know! stop shaving the tops of my feet and walk barefoot!

[urbanhermit]

leap from your chair like a sprung spring, ding a ling, lightening fast will some heads, now where the heck did i store my meds...

[Jelvis]

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[BromBones]

Sneaky sneaky. Put up your stand in an old fir tree. Hunt at night with a great big light.

Swipe some dirt over your poop when you finish.

[ThinAir]

Jelvis is the weirdest guy I've never met

[frenchbar]

Jelvis is the weirdest guy I've never met
too much thin air me thinks:mrgreen::)

[bruin]

Jelvis is the weirdest guy I've never met

Have you actually laid eyes on Jelvis? What did he look like?

[ThinAir]

too much thin air me thinks:mrgreen::)

Among other things:-D

[urbanhermit]

jelvis is a myth, bigger than life. Can't die, cant be killed.

[frenchbar]

Have you actually laid eyes on Jelvis? What did he look like?

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z196/kumquatpeon/psychotic.jpg

[TSW]

Not to forget our meds before posting?

Sweetest one liner I've read in a while. haha, that's awesome!

[ThinAir]

With Marc trying to raise funds for the site... I say we should place a " bounty" on ol' Jelvis. I'd donate some buck$ for the first "live" photo of this phantom. :-D

Can you imagine how much money he could bring in if he just showed his face once:-D. Or is he forever to remain a mystery...

[Jelvis]

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[laredo318]

Jelvis is the weirdest guy I've never met

Jelvis apparently is the wierdest guy, nobody has ever met.
Jelvis, come out and play!!
http://www.huntingbc.ca/forum/images/icons/icon6.gif

[nolan-sawka]

why do you post like weird little saying at the end of all your posts??? its so weird. tell us some stats about you if you dont mind, married? age? do you do alot of drugs? ......if you have kids are they as weird as you are? haha

[Jelvis]

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[The Dude]

He's 6'2'' of twisted steel and sex appeal.
Artist's concept of what the Mythical Creature known as Jelvis might look like:
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f88/alienbatman/Jelvis.jpg

[Drillbit]

I get what you're getting at Jelly. The cougar knows where the candy is and that stealth is the key. Always a good idea to learn from the best. Copy the Cat!

[Peter Pepper]

I get what you're getting at Jelly. The cougar knows where the candy is and that stealth is the key. Always a good idea to learn from the best. Copy the Cat!

Ya, Jelvis has a point...i'd rather ponder his threads than get back to work

[M.Dean]

I happen to be a very busy Dude, no time for rhymes or riddles, my every second is money in the bank, but maybe just this once I'll take a minute and try to answer this question that has been brought forth by one of the members here who is held in very high esteem by all hunters, young and old alike! What did I learn from reading this thread you ask? Can I now hunt the new growth forests with the stealth of a Cat?? Well, to put it very politely, No I Can't! I've learned Nothing by reading this Drivel!!! I've wasted my valuable time, I just lost God knows how much money well reading this crap!!! I'm going to Sue for all damages, I want my money back, my day is ruined!!! I need a drink, Dam it! I'm going to the Bar, I'm going to get Puke on the Table drunk, and it's all because of this bloody thread!!! Piss on it! Shut the Shop down, close the doors and lets go get Pissed! Someone might as well stop and pickup Jel on the way to the Bar, sounds like his day's gone for a shit all ready too!!! I think after 15 or 20 Draft beer and a dozen or so Rye and Cokes I'll reread this thread and see if I can make any sense of it then!!! Don't forget to pickup Jel, he's buying!!!

[Jelvis]

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[buzz720]

Why don't we hunt like a sasquatch instead of a cougar

[SUAFOYT]

This is getting way weird.:confused:

[Jelvis]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Jelvis]

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[Whisky Creek]

Jelly Brain, I'd just like to know what drug it is that does this to a person?
I mean, really, you are a loooooong ways out there................
Interesting, but out there....

[Jelvis]

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[Whisky Creek]

You mean "Check Yes or No" Jelly Bean.......
To your question, I'd say sure, if the opportunity presents itself. However, with a .257 Wby, I rarely feel the need to leap off of limbs and onto the backs of unsuspecting deer...............

[elkdom]

I wanna know what you learned from this thread on hunting like a cougar, try to imitate the cougars hunting techniques and be a better hunter.
Soft quiet feet
.. Hunt in mature forest
hunt in rocky mountainous country
hunt in second growth as well
What does the cat do, it looks for movement, hears a slight noise.

How does a cat hunt? How can we hunt like a cougar? That's the question.

if "YOU" wanna hunt like a "cougar jelfis" ????,,,

your gonna havta wear some real thick make-up!:twisted:

[hunter1947]

I guess I got to better my skills and walk like the wind..

[Clint_S]

All jellyisms aside this is something I have dwelt on many times.
As a cat hunter I get to see where and how a cat often hunts and I am always amazed. Like Jell said they will have to put down a deer a week give or take and that's on crunchy snow, dried twigs or whatever nature throws at them. No weapons except tooth and claw which means they have to get within striking distance of a deer and make contact at least once a week. How many times have you got within rock throwing distance of a deer on the ground and would have been able to rush him and grapple with him. Not easy but a lion has to do it week in and week out all year long to survive. Have you ever tried to grapple with a deer. I did while trapping mulies for collaring and it took 3 of us to hold her down in a net. That's a deer, think about an elk.
No shit I am in awe of a lions hunting skill and I think there is lots to learn there.
The biggest take away I come away with aside from the obvious "bare feet are quiet" is to lower your profile. I think this is key to a lions success, that and time on the ground.

Try catching a coyote sometime if you think you have good stalking skills.

http://i677.photobucket.com/albums/vv133/Stubby_01/cougar/LeviCoyote.jpg

[Jelvis]

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[Jelvis]

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[Jelvis]

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[steelheadSABO]

Would wrapping my truck tires in deer skins be equivalent to hairy feet?
Perhaps rollerblades are the ultimate hunting footwear?

[Jelvis]

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[Jelvis]

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[schilly101]

and the crack was good...

[anglo-saxon]

what did you learn from this thread?

That if you forget to take your meds on Friday morning, but 7:00 p.m. on Saturday you're pretty well done!

[000buck]

Hey jelly did ya know that a study of cat scat was done in pacific rim nat. park and a huge % of our golden kitties diet is seal otter and other got wet getting it seafood!

[The Dude]

I love to hunt, and I love wild game meat in the freezer, but if you think I'm gonna wear 6" stilettos, get Collagen in my lips, and huge fake boobs, forget it.
I'll live on celery long before that happens!!

http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj313/Heliox18/Forum%20Ammo/Cougars.jpg

(I'm on the Left, OP on the right)

[elkhunter1]

Boston Bar June 6 th 2012 020.jpgYes they do,
Here is pic,s Boston Bar June 6 th 2012 020.jpg

[finngun]

jel did ya ever seen cat [real] in wild or ever shoot one?... i never seen cat but i'm sure they seen me:shock: well long time ago there was a cat in back country.. wild house cat..
hmm..no more:?:

[Jelvis]

pppppppppppppppppp

[schilly101]

It crept along the steeper edge diagonally popping her head up every so often.


Realy!?! you saw this? or you could tell he was popping his head up every so often just by its tracks? me thinks jelvis ate too many fruit loops...

[Jelvis]

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[hunter1947]

I walk like the wind in my face never to be heard or smelt..

[Jelvis]

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