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darrin6109
12-23-2010, 03:43 PM
1: I prefer breasts to legs.

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5: I've never seen a better spread!

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10: Don't play with your meat!

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.

warnniklz
12-23-2010, 04:18 PM
Jingle my bells please

Bow Walker
12-23-2010, 07:12 PM
I love this time of year. You can say "THE SAME TO YOU!" and people will actually say "Thank You"!?!

boxhitch
12-23-2010, 08:01 PM
How 'Canadian' is that
I love this time of year. You can say "THE SAME TO YOU!" and people will actually say "Thank You"!?!

snowhunter
12-23-2010, 08:06 PM
Santa will keep you on his the naughty list ?

Will you get more than a piece of coal Christmas Morning :)

scope-bite
12-23-2010, 08:15 PM
If it's too snug, you can always return it

scope-bite
12-23-2010, 08:24 PM
The trunk is bending from the weight of those balls

elkdom
12-23-2010, 10:09 PM
well "maybe" we'll see you all next Christmas?.,,,, and you REALLY mean it!

guest
12-23-2010, 10:12 PM
Look OUT !!


FIRE IN THE HOLE !!

CT