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uraarchr
08-17-2010, 08:49 PM
So lately my wife has been working a lot of late shifts and the past couple of months she's been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind as it saves gas and in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems like they've become a little bit more than friends. You know....the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time...then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.

If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for about 20 minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing and she said, "Just talking". Whatever!

So, last night I decided to see what's really going on out there. So, I leave the garage door open and turn all the lights off. I go out in the garage and wait. In a few minutes his car pulls into my driveway and as I'm hiding behind some of my hunting stuff the headlights shine through my garage and I see something that I just can't believe.

The string, on my bow is fraying! Not real bad, but enough. How long should I let it go before I replace it?

lightmag
08-17-2010, 08:52 PM
well 1st see if it still works, try a shot at the male co-worker, if you hit him, keep it, if you miss get a new sting.

Jelvis
08-17-2010, 09:39 PM
That's a hall of famer joke for sure, real good one lol.
Thanks for the laugh
jp

.300WSMImpact!
08-17-2010, 11:03 PM
you would get more hunting in single anyway

moosehunter21
08-17-2010, 11:10 PM
I like it... Thanks

hunter1947
08-18-2010, 04:10 AM
Thats a good one :-D:-D thanks for posting the joke..

Caribou_lou
08-18-2010, 09:23 AM
Great Joke... I will be repeating this one in Bow Camp!

newhunterette
08-18-2010, 09:37 AM
I believe that is one of the funniest jokes ever shared on here. Welcome to the site by the way.

ydouask
08-20-2010, 08:38 PM
Beauty ! A guy really has to keep a close eye on the hunting gear, eh?

sawmill
08-20-2010, 08:58 PM
Beauty ! A guy really has to keep a close eye on the hunting gear, eh?
Priorities,might never get a crack at that bull again.

Mik
08-21-2010, 01:45 PM
Good one..lol.