AB90
05-03-2010, 11:16 AM
This is for the wives, girlfriends and daughters here on the site, :mrgreen:
A patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to looked shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price betweem male and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice." said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
... Hunting is fairly new to me. I have a friend who is showing me the ropes, he's fairly active in the forum too. Sorry for any rookie comments i may come up with over time as I'm still learning. Hope you enjoyed the little joke, female or not. :-D
A patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the cost yourselves."
"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000."
Some of the younger male relatives tried to looked shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price betweem male and female brains?"
"A standard pricing practice." said the head of the team. "Women's brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
... Hunting is fairly new to me. I have a friend who is showing me the ropes, he's fairly active in the forum too. Sorry for any rookie comments i may come up with over time as I'm still learning. Hope you enjoyed the little joke, female or not. :-D