Ponderosa
04-12-2010, 09:42 AM
Just want to say hi to everyone. and submit my joke.
A man is fishing in his boat one day, when he looks up and sees a guy walking along the shore. He calls out "hey buddy you know you really shouldn't be out here by yourself, especially without a gun, this is grizzly country". The guy smiles and hollers back " It's OK I don't have to worry about bears, I'm a vegetarian, they won't bother me!"
A little while later the fisherman hears sreaming and looks up to see the same guy jumping up and down waving his arms from shore. So he quickly rows over to see what is wrong. The guy jumps into the boat yelling ROW, ROW, THERE'S A BIG BEAR AFTER ME!! The fisherman looks at him and says " Guess he's in the mood for a salad today"
A man is fishing in his boat one day, when he looks up and sees a guy walking along the shore. He calls out "hey buddy you know you really shouldn't be out here by yourself, especially without a gun, this is grizzly country". The guy smiles and hollers back " It's OK I don't have to worry about bears, I'm a vegetarian, they won't bother me!"
A little while later the fisherman hears sreaming and looks up to see the same guy jumping up and down waving his arms from shore. So he quickly rows over to see what is wrong. The guy jumps into the boat yelling ROW, ROW, THERE'S A BIG BEAR AFTER ME!! The fisherman looks at him and says " Guess he's in the mood for a salad today"