joke

[acdiesel]

Sorry the joke is a little late, had no idea about it.

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. "We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Jones, but we have some information about your wife." "Well, tell me!" the man said. The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worse, Mr. Jones said, "Give me the bad news first." So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the San Francisco Bay." "Oh my god!" said Mr. Jones, overcome by emotion. Remembering what the cop had said, he asked, "So what's the good news?" "Well," said the cop, "when we pulled her up she had two five-pound lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her." "If that's the good news, then what's the great news!?!" he asked. And the cop replied...

"We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning!"

[swamper]

LMAO. Great joke, even if it's a bit late.

[Elkhound]

Welcome to HBC....but I hate to tell you.....this one was used a few weeks back. So we need another joke. LOL......

[Hombre]

Very funny! Welcome.

[acdiesel]

hopefully no one has used this one yet.

An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening".
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

[newhunterette]

welcome to HBC - me thinks yee shall fit into the looney bit quite nicely

Ali