Hombre
12-16-2009, 11:59 AM
A Conservation Officer was on his horse waiting to cross the trail,when a little girl on her shiny bike stops beside him.
"Nice bike" the CO said."Did Santa bring it to you?'' "Yes Sir" the little girl said, "he sure did!'
The CO looked the bike over and hands the girl a $ 5 ticket for a safety
violation.
The Co said,"give that to your Dad,and next year ask Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!"
The little girl looks up at the Co and said, "nice horse you've got there Sir,
did Santa bring it to you?''
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, "yes he sure did!''
The little girl looks up at the Co and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse,not on top!"
"Nice bike" the CO said."Did Santa bring it to you?'' "Yes Sir" the little girl said, "he sure did!'
The CO looked the bike over and hands the girl a $ 5 ticket for a safety
violation.
The Co said,"give that to your Dad,and next year ask Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!"
The little girl looks up at the Co and said, "nice horse you've got there Sir,
did Santa bring it to you?''
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, "yes he sure did!''
The little girl looks up at the Co and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse,not on top!"