Lost Beaver Parties Down ...

[proguide66]

Well , looks like the ' Beav' found the right place to 'crash'.
' The Porch' was getting its new Xmas decor / delicious beverages last evening. Good times were had by all:mrgreen:...while telling stories of the past fall , the ' Beav' grabbed a beer and went at er !

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My girl was appearing a little 'maturnal' in a way??:-?

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The Beav got away from mom and right back into er with the boys.

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The young btail killer Matt started getting frisky with the new Beaver:shock:

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Beav's gonna be a little hungover today...and maybe sore???:oops:

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[yzchamp]

wtf? LOL

[THE SWEDE]

hahahahahhahahhaha Awsome

[MB_Boy]

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[sawmill]

See,that`s why I won`t even DRIVE through Pemberton.And you thought the EK guys were wierd!

[THE SWEDE]

See,that`s why I won`t even DRIVE through Pemberton.And you thought the EK guys were wierd!


EK guys would have turned it into soup

[doubled]

For a second, I thought the title said "Lost Beaver Panties Down".

Still could be that from some of these pics. LOL

[GoatGuy]

EK guys would have turned it into soup

Probably try to teach it to cook and clean.

Looks are about the same as the girls at the bear's den and this one don't talk back.

[Stone Sheep Steve]

Looks like your newly found friend is fitting right in.:-D

Not sure how you're going to break the news to him when you take him out trapping:wink:.

You should also have a little talk with him about the hazards of smoking. :-|

Maybe you could get Youngfella to mail you a few squirrells and marten.
Man the fun men can have with beer and dead critters. The possibilities are endless!!

SSS

[sawmill]

Looks like your newly found friend is fitting right in.:-D

Not sure how you're going to break the news to him when you take him out trapping:wink:.

You should also have a little talk with him about the hazards of smoking. :-|

Maybe you could get Youngfella to mail you a few squirrells and marten.
Man the fun men can have with beer a dead critters. The possibilities are endless!!

SSS
I know,ain`t it fun!we are worse than Aussies:mrgreen:

[cainer]

All you Pemberton guys are rednecks ;)

[835]

that.......was.......freakin funny

[rocksteady]

Rumour has it that someone spiked the Beavs drink with GHB and he ended up going "Squirrelly".....:mrgreen::mrgreen:

[Casagrande]

EK guys would have turned it into soup
If the wife didn't have hockey last night, it would have made EK guys look like a bunch of choirboys.:twisted::twisted::twisted:

[Phil]

What a party animal! It's nice to see that the beaver loosened up after a few drinks.

[weatherby_man]

Thats hilarious!!!

Hopefully Ward wasnt too hard on the beaver last night,,,,,,

[338]

Is that the only kind of beaver you can get in those neck of the woods?....no wonder you guys look lonely

[steepNdeep]

That's hilarious... the first pic reminds me of the varmint in Caddyshack :lol:

[Ozone]

Any cougers at the party?

[lilhoss]

That's what happens when you have too much time on your hands.Isn't there an open season for something up there?Ducks,Steelhead,Proguide weren't you going wolf trapping soon? Too funny.I see a theme,that poor little bugger (not Matt,..the beaver)will travel the province on some hunting trips,like some of those garden knomes who go around the world!Should be the official HBC mascot!(Not Gatehouse,..the beaver)

[lip_ripper00]

That's what happens when you have too much time on your hands.Isn't there an open season for something up there?Ducks,Steelhead,Proguide weren't you going wolf trapping soon? Too funny.I see a theme,that poor little bugger (not Matt,..the beaver)will travel the province on some hunting trips,like some of those garden knomes who go around the world!Should be the official HBC mascot!(Not Gatehouse,..the beaver)


He's waaaaaaaaaay better looking than Gatehouse:mrgreen: Although they do look somewhat alike.......! Good to see a great time was had by all.

[kyleklassen]

anything with a beaver mascot must be o.k.

[Chuck]

I'd stuff it before it eats your house down and get a skunk for a mascot.

Now that JUST stinks!

[papaken]

Happy Beaver Country

[THE SWEDE]

Ive forwarded this link to P.E.T.A..Hunters showing a animal a good time..We all aint that bad

[835]

Ive forwarded this link to P.E.T.A..Hunters showing a animal a good time..We all aint that bad


NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[SHACK]

Thats it PG, next time your in Surrey, were drink'n! ;)

[Salty]

Why do I see Bill Murray planting explosives all of the sudden. ..

[Gateholio]

That's what happens when you have too much time on your hands.Isn't there an open season for something up there?Ducks,Steelhead,Proguide weren't you going wolf trapping soon? Too funny.I see a theme,that poor little bugger (not Matt,..the beaver)will travel the province on some hunting trips,like some of those garden knomes who go around the world!Should be the official HBC mascot!(Not Gatehouse,..the beaver)

I think that is an excellent idea. That beaver should get mounted!...er..."stuffed?...Uhh..TAXIDERMIED!

And he should go out on hunting adventures:mrgreen:

[3kills]

I think that is an excellent idea. That beaver should get mounted!...er..."stuffed?...Uhh..TAXIDERMIED!

And he should go out on hunting adventures:mrgreen:

i agree but it looks like he got mounted and stuffed already now we just gotta get him taxidermied

[dave_fras]

i had one of those damn things destroy the tree that i had a stand build in! haha... wasnt happy!

[Gunner27]

WTF...this shit isn't funny. How about some respect. As a hunter and trapper who takes every opportunity to tell others how ethical and respectful hunters are, this isn't helping our image. My 2 bits.

[ElkMasterC]

He's right you know. Two posts........two whole posts.

You guys are dicks.....


Look up team America World Police to see what they say about dicks.

[BlacktailStalker]

He looks like an eager beaver to me.
Trust me, I KNOW :lol:
Give him to me, I'll deal with him, when the dogs are done there will be nothing left except the lower jaw bone and feet (yep they eat the tail too!)

[srupp]

hmmmm for once Ruppster is SPEACHLESS..


srupp:tongue:

[papaken]

C'mon! Gunner27
You gotta have a sense of humour? Your other post was for a website called "houndpoundn". No offense but that's funny. ;-)

[proguide66]

WTF...this shit isn't funny. How about some respect. As a hunter and trapper who takes every opportunity to tell others how ethical and respectful hunters are, this isn't helping our image. My 2 bits.
Well you may be right!..I have been struggling this week with the fact that I let that young beaver drink soo much on my property.I usually know better but as Gatehouse will reluctantly agree , those damned soft young beavers can talk the toughest of men into letting them do verrrry baaad things!!!:tongue::tongue::lol: ( he musta let the word out that ' The Porch' was a fun place cause two more of his buddies showed up :-?:-?)

[ElkMasterC]

Just PLEASE tell me you didn't let that beaver drive back to the lodge.
Dam, but that question has really been gnawing at me.
It should have taken a taxi (dermist).
I know this high ground opinion won't make me very Poplar, but I alder just be honest and stop pining about it.

[Gateholio]

WTF...this shit isn't funny. How about some respect. As a hunter and trapper who takes every opportunity to tell others how ethical and respectful hunters are, this isn't helping our image. My 2 bits.

You don't like playing with beavers?:mrgreen:

[Hank Hunter]

This thread is great, got my vote for thread of the year

[Cariboospeed]

Its a smoking beaver, with beer. :-D

Just a different interpretation. :eek:

[proguide66]

quote=ElkMasterC;570770]Just PLEASE tell me you didn't let that beaver drive back to the lodge.
Dam, but that question has really been gnawing at me.
It should have taken a taxi (dermist).
I know this high ground opinion won't make me very Poplar, but I alder just be honest and stop pining about it.[/quote]


:lol::lol::roll::lol:......well......I hate to start rumors of any kind , but the young Matt and The Beav seemed to be getting along quite nicely as the evening went on.....havent seen the two since....:confused::confused:

[Wild Images]

If you notice Matt smelling like formaldihyde and beaver castor in the next while you may want to find him some help ( or a fresh beaver ) :-?

[Stone Sheep Steve]

quote=ElkMasterC;570770]Just PLEASE tell me you didn't let that beaver drive back to the lodge.
Dam, but that question has really been gnawing at me.
It should have taken a taxi (dermist).
I know this high ground opinion won't make me very Poplar, but I alder just be honest and stop pining about it.


:lol::lol::roll::lol:......well......I hate to start rumors of any kind , but the young Matt and The Beav seemed to be getting along quite nicely as the evening went on.....havent seen the two since....:confused::confused:[/quote]

Maybe remind Matt that beavers like to knaw on wood....and those chompers won't just leave hickies:wink:.

Matt's new knickname might just be "Stumpy":tongue:.



SSS

[proguide66]

:lol::lol::roll::lol:......well......I hate to start rumors of any kind , but the young Matt and The Beav seemed to be getting along quite nicely as the evening went on.....havent seen the two since....:confused::confused:

Maybe remind Matt that beavers like to knaw on wood....and those chompers won't just leave hickies:wink:.

Matt's new knickname might just be "Stumpy":tongue:.



SSS[/quote]
hahaha:lol:...get this...The Beav was getting into my truck this am to go for a looksy for wolves...with various other animal parts...my girl PROTESTED FOR REAL and said he needs to be mounted in the drinking/smoking position and taken on trips...W-T-f ?????:shock::-):???::neutral::redface:....have a feeling Matt might quit ( works for me) if I take his new beav out into the woods as well....The Beav might be taking a bus ride to Kens shop on the island soon....will pack the The Beav a good lunch so he wont have to eat the ferry food..:roll:....good news though , his other family members are showing up on the porch and his uncle is about 55lbs....gonna git me some wolves off this flock o beavs.

[huntcoop]

Pemberton beavers appear to be way to hairy.

[LeverActionJunkie]

This thread ranks up there with the "Ten Commandments", the first edition of "Hustler", and Ken Water "Pet Loads"as the greatest things ever published in the english language:) :)

[crazy ducker]

if the lodge is a rock'in don't come a nock'in. how can you tell it's going to be a long long winter in pemberton. it's only dec 9 and they all ready have cabin fever

[papaken]

Cabin fever and a beaver, could be scary! Has anyone given the little critter a name yet???

[LYKTOHUNT]

Cabin fever and a beaver, could be scary! Has anyone given the little critter a name yet???
Me thinks Stinky might be a good one

[stitch]

I love pelt!

[proguide66]

What the hell is up with Xmas and BEAVER??????.......came home last night to find the ' the Beav' had a few freinds over for xmas cheer on the ' Porch' at the ' Pemby Mansion' . One was fooling with the camera and took this shot,

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Some freinds came over to have some bevy's while the girls decorated the tree. Hunter soon admited to bootlegging for the 'Beav' and his freinds and also volunteered to supervise..:???:

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well....4 bottles of whiskey later , the boys decided to invite the new Beaver's into the house to meet the girls...:redface:

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As expected , too much whiskey and not enough beaver to go around caused a bit of a 'blow up' , :twisted:
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easy to see who won the Beav over in the 'end'...:shock::shock::oops::oops::tongue:

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[870]

Is that the only kind of beaver you can get in those neck of the woods?....no wonder you guys look lonely

clearly you haven't seen the photo with gatehouse with all those ladies.

[crazy ducker]

what was the guy to beaver ratio

[Kody94]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhyCL-ELRxg

[Gateholio]

Drunken beaver fighting is the new *IN* thing this holiday season....:mrgreen:

[338]

is that you Gatehouse in those pics?

[Gateholio]

is that you Gatehouse in those pics?

No, that is an evil swine.

[338]

well the guy in the pics is just too handsome to be Gatehouse.

[Phil]

.....you know you're a redneck when....

[rageous]

Anyone seen the lost beaver lately?! ��

[Bugle M In]

You've haven't got him smoking weed yet???
You know, for medicinal purposes.
LOL, too funny, good stuff there.

[.264winmag]

Hahahahah this is awesome!
Working the rigs few years ago, day shift sucked up a dead muskrat out the cellar with the vac hose. Derrick relief left it hanging off the shaker lights for me when I come on tour. So middle of night I decide we should launch it out the vac, suck it into hose halfway shut valves and built up max discharge pressure and had roughneck dump valve. Recoil blew me over backwards and launched that little invert covered ******* exactly 100ft HA. I'm still claiming world record muskrat launch until proven otherwise ;)
Cleaned him up and sent up Derrick R-lock. Boys went to rig service next day after it'd been baking in the sun for a few hrs, motorman was not too pleased ;)

[guest]

Some how missed this one.

Any other uses for the Beaver? :mrgreen: