Ran out of Fuel on the Connector

[whitetail2009]

I ran out of fuel on the Coquihalla,I stopped a motorist who just happened to have some gas, so I poured it in and spilled some on my mack jacket (rutland tuxedo). I was then on my way back to K-town. I lit up a smoke and be damned if I did'nt catch my sleeve on fire. so I rolled down my window, and started waving my arm out the window, flames gettin bigger now. Well next thing ya know I'm getting pulled over by the cops and they charged me with UNLAWFUL USE OF A FIREARM, go figure.......... (this is my joke for being new to HBC):-D :):-D

[pete_k]

Rutland hey? Probably true then.
LOL...thanks for the joke! Took me a while, but I got it.
That's good. I'm gonna use that at work tomorrow.

[mike_b]

I don't get it

[Hank Hunter]

Welcome, good one

[d6dan]

Good one!. Hey Iv'e heard it this way, jackshirt-- (Salmo dinner jacket).

[JoshLedoux]

I almost peed.

[knighthunter]

Now that is funny.

[No Tag Soup Please]

Haha great joke. I liked it alot :)

[Brett]

hahaha!.......

[Prowler]

that was a good one. welcome...

[Sasquatch]

Welcome. That's a good joke.

[The Hermit]

That might even be an original!!! Welcome

[wighty]

hahahaha that joke was awesome

[bearhunter338-06]

Please explain........ :-)

[Fred]

Please explain........ :-)

:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: Fred

[riflebuilder]

good joke welcome to the craziness

[hunter1947]

HA thats a good one whitetail2009 ,welcome to the forum :lol::lol: http://www.huntingbc.ca/forum/images/icons/icon7.gif.

[Iron Glove]

Shoulda ripped the jacket off, rolled up your sleeves and told 'em you had the right to bare arms. :tongue:

[pmj]

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Good 1. Thanks and welcome aboard.

[Steeleco]

Hope you turn out to be a better hunter than a joke teller!!! JK :wink::wink:
Welcome to the fray!

[Nooker77]

LMAO....good stuff...thx...still laughing

[sheep.elk.moose fanatic]

Ya You Got Me To Chuckle... Welcome

[FlyingHigh]

hahahah. that's a good one :)


Shoulda ripped the jacket off, rolled up your sleeves and told 'em you had the right to bare arms. :tongue:

AHAHAHAHA! this makes it better. add it in on the end: ....charged with unlawful use of a firearm. so i rolled up my sleeves and told them i had the righth to bare arms.


welcome aboard! :D

[Chuck]

Shoulda ripped the jacket off, rolled up your sleeves and told 'em you had the right to bare arms. :tongue:


Very sharp........very sharp indeed! And it was a clever joke too.

[Big Banger]

Good one! Welcome to HBC.

[jackychiles]

Good joke. Im like the Rutland Tuxedo part too. I was raised in Rutland and actually lived in Rutland for the majority of the last 40 years. I just moved out to Glenmore last June, but still work in Rutland.

I don't have one of those Mac's anymore but I sure used to in my younger days. :)

Rutland really is the best part of Kelowna :)

[Johnnybear]

That was pretty funny for sure. Welcome to the site big time. Hope to see more posts from you.

Here in Nanaimo on the "Rock" we call them Harewood dinner jackets. I guess every place has a name for them:lol:.

[Jelvis]

Hey good one -- You got the right to bare burnt arms lol --
Jel -- I gotta use that soon on someone -- excellent dude --

[Phreddy]

Good joke White tail. Thanks for the laugh.

[Jager]

Yeah Johnnybear....Harewood dinner jacket. If it was quilted it was called a Harewood tuxedo.

[olharley guy]

Yeah Johnnybear....Harewood dinner jacket. If it was quilted it was called a Harewood tuxedo.


Howdy, you guys are mean!