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whitetail2009
11-23-2009, 09:43 PM
I ran out of fuel on the Coquihalla,I stopped a motorist who just happened to have some gas, so I poured it in and spilled some on my mack jacket (rutland tuxedo). I was then on my way back to K-town. I lit up a smoke and be damned if I did'nt catch my sleeve on fire. so I rolled down my window, and started waving my arm out the window, flames gettin bigger now. Well next thing ya know I'm getting pulled over by the cops and they charged me with UNLAWFUL USE OF A FIREARM, go figure.......... (this is my joke for being new to HBC):-D :):-D
pete_k
11-23-2009, 09:45 PM
Rutland hey? Probably true then.
LOL...thanks for the joke! Took me a while, but I got it.
That's good. I'm gonna use that at work tomorrow.
mike_b
11-23-2009, 09:47 PM
I don't get it
Hank Hunter
11-23-2009, 09:50 PM
Welcome, good one
d6dan
11-23-2009, 09:53 PM
Good one!. Hey Iv'e heard it this way, jackshirt-- (Salmo dinner jacket).
JoshLedoux
11-23-2009, 09:56 PM
I almost peed.
knighthunter
11-23-2009, 10:01 PM
Now that is funny.
No Tag Soup Please
11-23-2009, 10:04 PM
Haha great joke. I liked it alot :)
Brett
11-23-2009, 10:11 PM
hahaha!.......
Prowler
11-23-2009, 10:12 PM
that was a good one. welcome...
Sasquatch
11-23-2009, 10:15 PM
Welcome. That's a good joke.
The Hermit
11-23-2009, 10:35 PM
That might even be an original!!! Welcome
wighty
11-24-2009, 01:17 AM
hahahaha that joke was awesome
bearhunter338-06
11-24-2009, 01:48 AM
Please explain........ :-)
Please explain........ :-)
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: Fred
riflebuilder
11-24-2009, 06:18 AM
good joke welcome to the craziness
hunter1947
11-24-2009, 06:38 AM
HA thats a good one whitetail2009 ,welcome to the forum :lol::lol: http://www.huntingbc.ca/forum/images/icons/icon7.gif.
Iron Glove
11-24-2009, 09:26 AM
Shoulda ripped the jacket off, rolled up your sleeves and told 'em you had the right to bare arms. :tongue:
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Good 1. Thanks and welcome aboard.
Steeleco
11-25-2009, 09:12 AM
Hope you turn out to be a better hunter than a joke teller!!! JK :wink::wink:
Welcome to the fray!
Nooker77
11-25-2009, 09:36 AM
LMAO....good stuff...thx...still laughing
sheep.elk.moose fanatic
11-25-2009, 10:21 AM
Ya You Got Me To Chuckle... Welcome
FlyingHigh
11-25-2009, 11:14 AM
hahahah. that's a good one :)
Shoulda ripped the jacket off, rolled up your sleeves and told 'em you had the right to bare arms. :tongue:
AHAHAHAHA! this makes it better. add it in on the end: ....charged with unlawful use of a firearm. so i rolled up my sleeves and told them i had the righth to bare arms.
welcome aboard! :D
Chuck
11-25-2009, 11:37 AM
Shoulda ripped the jacket off, rolled up your sleeves and told 'em you had the right to bare arms. :tongue:
Very sharp........very sharp indeed! And it was a clever joke too.
Big Banger
11-25-2009, 12:11 PM
Good one! Welcome to HBC.
jackychiles
11-26-2009, 09:21 PM
Good joke. Im like the Rutland Tuxedo part too. I was raised in Rutland and actually lived in Rutland for the majority of the last 40 years. I just moved out to Glenmore last June, but still work in Rutland.
I don't have one of those Mac's anymore but I sure used to in my younger days. :)
Rutland really is the best part of Kelowna :)
Johnnybear
11-26-2009, 10:19 PM
That was pretty funny for sure. Welcome to the site big time. Hope to see more posts from you.
Here in Nanaimo on the "Rock" we call them Harewood dinner jackets. I guess every place has a name for them:lol:.
Jelvis
11-26-2009, 10:39 PM
Hey good one -- You got the right to bare burnt arms lol --
Jel -- I gotta use that soon on someone -- excellent dude --
Phreddy
11-27-2009, 07:55 PM
Good joke White tail. Thanks for the laugh.
Jager
11-27-2009, 10:10 PM
Yeah Johnnybear....Harewood dinner jacket. If it was quilted it was called a Harewood tuxedo.
olharley guy
11-27-2009, 10:12 PM
Yeah Johnnybear....Harewood dinner jacket. If it was quilted it was called a Harewood tuxedo.
Howdy, you guys are mean!
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