shoot2kill
11-22-2009, 05:33 PM
been waiting for a good one that relates to the outdoors.
Da bear.
An atheist was walking through the woods.
What majestic trees
What powerful rivers
What beautiful animals he said to himself
As he was walking along side the river he heard some rustling in the bushes behind him.
He looked back over his shoulder and saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was very close, he tripped and fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself back up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the atheist cried out. O my God!
Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent.
A bright light shone on the man and a voice came out of the sky.
You denied my existence for all these years, taught others that I don't exist, and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?:roll:
The atheist looked directly into the light and said, it would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a christian now. But perhaps you could make the bear a christian?
Very well said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke.
Lord bless this food for which I am about to receive from thy bounty.
AMEN:wink:
Da bear.
An atheist was walking through the woods.
What majestic trees
What powerful rivers
What beautiful animals he said to himself
As he was walking along side the river he heard some rustling in the bushes behind him.
He looked back over his shoulder and saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path.
He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was very close, he tripped and fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself back up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the atheist cried out. O my God!
Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent.
A bright light shone on the man and a voice came out of the sky.
You denied my existence for all these years, taught others that I don't exist, and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?:roll:
The atheist looked directly into the light and said, it would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a christian now. But perhaps you could make the bear a christian?
Very well said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.
The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke.
Lord bless this food for which I am about to receive from thy bounty.
AMEN:wink: