Hydrojet
10-01-2009, 01:00 PM
Hey guys and gals....long time lurker first time poster... Just thought I would introduce my self......LML boy...east end of the valley...avid hunter, fisher and jet boat breaker..(quads, trucks, gear too I guess!) I look forward to learning and sharing with ya'll
and to the customary joke:
Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.
Tom, the hand from Alberta says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.'
Ben, from Texas, couldn't stand to be bested. That's nothing, 'I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bugger with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.'
Old Bert, the cowboy from BC remained silent, slowly stirring the
campfire coals with his pecker.
hope it's PG enough! cheers
and to the customary joke:
Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie and with the pride for which these men were famous; it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.
Tom, the hand from Alberta says, 'I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth.'
Ben, from Texas, couldn't stand to be bested. That's nothing, 'I was
walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bugger with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get a belly ache.'
Old Bert, the cowboy from BC remained silent, slowly stirring the
campfire coals with his pecker.
hope it's PG enough! cheers