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rab89
08-15-2009, 07:06 PM
here's my joke, I hope it doesn't offend anyone.

3 guys are walking through the bush, searching for that big buck, there was a white man, a black man, and a native man. one of them stumbles upon a magic lamp, he picked it up and rubbed it, a genie popped out!
The genie told them, "well, since there are 3 of you, I will grant you one wish each"

The black man went first, he told the genie "I wish all my african american people could back in africa and healthy"
POOF and it's done.
The native man goes second "I wish all my native friends and family could be on the rez home and safe"
POOF and it's done.

The white man says to the genie "so, you mean to tell me all the black people and natives are gone?"
"yes" says the genie
the man replies "well then, I'll have a coke"


Hope you liked it!
My name's Ross,
I just got finished my PAL, and my CORE is friday and the next friday.

I am going to do some hunting with a friend for deer, and will be going on a big hunting excursion with my girlfriends family for thanksgiving, I'm looking at getting a quad for the season, just something CHEAP, and probably a 270, but I might just borrow until next season.

My gf's dad is also going to sell me a 22cal for $1

anyways, site looks great, glad to be here!

Ross Buchanan

bowhunterbruce
08-16-2009, 05:23 AM
welcome to the site and better yet welcome to the world of hunting.there are tons of oppertunities for all kinds af critters here in the okanagan and i wish ya a successful upcomming season.
bruce

500grhollowpoint
08-16-2009, 07:43 AM
I got one.

Why don't they have drivers ed and sex ed in the same day in Mexico?


Because the donkeys get too tired.

d6dan
08-16-2009, 09:40 AM
Welcome to the HBC club Ross. Best of luck in your core course...

300H&H
08-16-2009, 09:52 AM
I got one.

Why don't they have drivers ed and sex ed in the same day in Mexico?


Because the donkeys get too tired.

Good one !

Welcome to the site newbie. Enjoy your first season and good luck.
Just remember..."don't shoot the deer in the face", Red Forman. ;)

NaStY
08-16-2009, 10:08 AM
Welcome to the site. Your already in gods country so take your time and do lots of scouting.

rab89
08-16-2009, 10:15 AM
Thanks everyone! I'm really excited to get out and explore and hunt this year.
I also just picked up some cheap little cots, 5 bucks a piece, so I got 3, they just sit about 8 inches off the ground, nothing special but they should work great!

300H&H
08-16-2009, 10:21 AM
Hey rab89, where did you get those cots from ?

rab89
08-16-2009, 08:57 PM
Just found them from a guy on castanet. there might be one left, you'll have to do some searching in the camping section

mbariesheff
09-19-2009, 11:51 PM
lame joke, can anyone say "boondock saints"??? none the less welcome!!!

rab89
09-20-2009, 12:09 AM
haha i bet it made you laugh anyways.