New guy greeting and joke

[CabinFever]

Hi everyone! I'm new to hunting and am really glad that I came across this website a couple of months ago. I wasn't raised in a hunting family but certainly married into one and have jumped into it headfirst. The knowledge one can pick up off this site is amazing and there are some damn good story tellers out there too. Well as per the rules here is my new guy joke:
A blind man with a seeing eye dog walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks the dog up by the tail, and starts swinging him around in circles over his head.
The store manager, who has seen all of this, thinks this is quite strange. So he decides to find out what is going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something?".
The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around." :wink:

[Caveman]

Nice Joke!! and Welcome aboard!! Sit back and pull up you gumboots, it can get a little deep in here, but some great stuff as well. :wink:

[elkdom]

lol, thats so bad its GOOD lol

howdy CF, keep tellin jokes ;) yur Ok

[Johnnybear]

Welcome to the nut house:lol:. Good joke too.

[7mag700]

Good one. Welcome to the asylum :grin:

7m7

[308Lover]

There are some good psychiatrists around to get your head examined--might as well toughen it up before being dropped into this pit of destruction--"Abandon hope all ye who enter here"!
Good luck and welcome.

[leadpillproductions]

lol welcome to the site

[Phreddy]

Great joke! Welcome to the ranch. Where in Region 8 are you. I'm in Princeton.

[newhunterette]

you posted - you joked - now your going to be addicted - welcome to the nuthouse - hope ya enjoy all us squirrels

nice to meet ya

Ali

[Rock Doctor]

Welcome,
Lots of good people here.

[BiG Boar]

Welcome to the site. Be forewarned, its adictive. And now, go kill something.

[quackquackbang]

Good joke! welcome to the site!!!!!!

[jrjonesy]

Welcome to the site.

[CabinFever]

Thanks for the warm welcome everybody, glad that you liked the joke. Seems like forever until the fall but at least it gives me ample practice time to hone the skills. Really lookin forward to knocking down a few bucks and maybe a moose come Sept-Oct. Definatly agree about this site being addicting!

[Phil]

Oh man..... thats a good one! ........I don't get it. What kind of dog was it? .......Oh well ...... Welcome to HBC.


Can someone PM me and explain new guys joke.


Just Kidding.....Welcome and enjoy.

[Mr. Dean]

I seen it coming..... But it IS good!

PS. Don't lose your reciept; you'll need it to re-enter if you should happen to leave.

Welcome aboard.

[blindman]

You'd think that new guys would show a little sensitivity. I told the story to my seeing-eye Lab and he dared me to try it on him.

[Mik]

Good joke, welcome aboard.

[born2hunt]

Hey Cabin !! Welcome ,

[bsa30-06]

Welcome,
Lots of good people here.

good people, here , on this site......dont you mean that other site.:lol:
just kidding, lots of good folks with excellent knowledge here, welcome cabin fever

[scotthoward]

Hey folks. I am really interested in starting to hunt, but as I am completely new to it and have no friends who hunt, I need some advice as to where to get started. I've located my local CORE examiner and gun safety instructor, and bought the reading material, does anyone have any tips as to what kind of hunting I should start out doing? start with small game and work my way up, or go straight for the big stuff?
for the joke, I have a pretty good true story instead; 2 guys are out catching frogs to sell to the fricasee and when they get back in their truck, it won't start. problem is a blown fuse. so one fella decides that a shell from his .22 will do the job nicely, so he switches out the old fuse for a shell and away they go. unfortunately for him, the engine heated up enough to fire the bullet up through the gas pedal and into his nuts, rendering him impotent for the rest of his days.