bopper
04-08-2009, 10:01 AM
A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a glass of white wine.
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada".
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's o.k. boys, he's one of us."
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada".
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's o.k. boys, he's one of us."