BearSniper
03-12-2009, 05:17 PM
[slightly edited for safety]
One day a guy with premature male performance problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to climax, startle yourself."
So he went out and bought a starter pistol.
Luckily, when he got home his wife was already naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started in. Soon he felt the urge to climax, so he fired the pistol.
The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went.
He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my member, crapped in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."
One day a guy with premature male performance problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to climax, startle yourself."
So he went out and bought a starter pistol.
Luckily, when he got home his wife was already naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started in. Soon he felt the urge to climax, so he fired the pistol.
The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went.
He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my member, crapped in my face, and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."