BearSniper
01-11-2009, 07:09 AM
Slightly edited, and with apologies to any C.O.'s out there......
The Conservation Officer
A Conservation Officer CAME UPON A DUCK HUNTER WHO HAD BAGGED 3 DUCKS AND DECIDED TO "ENFORCE THE LAWS PENDING in the regs." HE STOPPED THE HUNTER, FLASHED HIS BADGE AND SAID, "LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE HAD A PRETTY GOOD DAY. MIND IF I INSPECT YOUR KILL?"
THE HUNTER SHRUGGED AND HANDED THE DUCKS TO THE C.O. THE C.O. TOOK ONE OF THE DUCKS, INSERTED HIS FINGER INTO THE DUCK'S RECTUM, PULLED IT OUT, SNIFFED IT, AND SAID, "THIS HERE'S an Alberta DUCK. DO YOU HAVE Alberta permit?"
THE HUNTER PULLED OUT HIS WALLET AND CALMLY SHOWED THE C.O. an Alberta permit. THE C.O. TOOK A SECOND DUCK, INSERTED HIS FINGER IN THE BIRD'S RECTUM, PULLED IT OUT, SNIFFED IT, AND SAID, "THIS HERE'S A Yukon DUCK. do you have a Yukon permit ?"
THE HUNTER, A BIT PUT OUT, PRODUCED A Yukon duck permit. THE C.O. TOOK A THIRD DUCK, CONDUCTED THE SAME FINGER TEST, AND SAID, "THIS HERE'S A Washington STATE DUCK. Do you have a Washington state permit ?"
ONCE AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME MORE AGGRAVATED, THE HUNTER PRODUCED THE APPROPRIATE permit. THE C.O. A LITTLE MIFFED AT HAVING STRUCK OUT, HANDED THE DUCKS BACK TO THE HUNTER AND SAID, "YOU'VE GOT ALL OF THE RIGHT LICENSES, JUST WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM?"
THE HUNTER DROPPED HIS PANTS, BENT OVER, AND SAID "YOU'RE SO DAMN SMART, YOU TELL ME!"
The Conservation Officer
A Conservation Officer CAME UPON A DUCK HUNTER WHO HAD BAGGED 3 DUCKS AND DECIDED TO "ENFORCE THE LAWS PENDING in the regs." HE STOPPED THE HUNTER, FLASHED HIS BADGE AND SAID, "LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE HAD A PRETTY GOOD DAY. MIND IF I INSPECT YOUR KILL?"
THE HUNTER SHRUGGED AND HANDED THE DUCKS TO THE C.O. THE C.O. TOOK ONE OF THE DUCKS, INSERTED HIS FINGER INTO THE DUCK'S RECTUM, PULLED IT OUT, SNIFFED IT, AND SAID, "THIS HERE'S an Alberta DUCK. DO YOU HAVE Alberta permit?"
THE HUNTER PULLED OUT HIS WALLET AND CALMLY SHOWED THE C.O. an Alberta permit. THE C.O. TOOK A SECOND DUCK, INSERTED HIS FINGER IN THE BIRD'S RECTUM, PULLED IT OUT, SNIFFED IT, AND SAID, "THIS HERE'S A Yukon DUCK. do you have a Yukon permit ?"
THE HUNTER, A BIT PUT OUT, PRODUCED A Yukon duck permit. THE C.O. TOOK A THIRD DUCK, CONDUCTED THE SAME FINGER TEST, AND SAID, "THIS HERE'S A Washington STATE DUCK. Do you have a Washington state permit ?"
ONCE AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME MORE AGGRAVATED, THE HUNTER PRODUCED THE APPROPRIATE permit. THE C.O. A LITTLE MIFFED AT HAVING STRUCK OUT, HANDED THE DUCKS BACK TO THE HUNTER AND SAID, "YOU'VE GOT ALL OF THE RIGHT LICENSES, JUST WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU FROM?"
THE HUNTER DROPPED HIS PANTS, BENT OVER, AND SAID "YOU'RE SO DAMN SMART, YOU TELL ME!"