goatdancer
12-12-2008, 10:35 PM
Seeing as how I was unaware of the newbie joke rule when I first joined this forum I would like to correct my oversight.
This guy buys himself a .243 and goes out hunting. He's sitting out there looking for deer when a grizzly comes up behind him and grabs him. The bear has 'his way' with him and leaves. The guy goes back to town and gets himself a 30-06. The next day he's sitting out in the same place looking for deer. The grizzly sneaks up behind him, has his way, and leaves. Now the guy is really pissed. He goes back to town and buys himself a .375, thinking that now he's OK. The next day he's back out again looking for that elusive deer. The bear sneaks up on him again and does him again. Before leaving this time, the bear looks at the guy and says " you ain't here for the hunting, are you?".
This guy buys himself a .243 and goes out hunting. He's sitting out there looking for deer when a grizzly comes up behind him and grabs him. The bear has 'his way' with him and leaves. The guy goes back to town and gets himself a 30-06. The next day he's sitting out in the same place looking for deer. The grizzly sneaks up behind him, has his way, and leaves. Now the guy is really pissed. He goes back to town and buys himself a .375, thinking that now he's OK. The next day he's back out again looking for that elusive deer. The bear sneaks up on him again and does him again. Before leaving this time, the bear looks at the guy and says " you ain't here for the hunting, are you?".