Howdy

[Lone Ranger]

Hey, a number will recognize me from bc4x4 and quads.ca, been lurking forever and finally got talked into joining (yet another forum haha). Just a formal hello. LR

[Steeleco]

Welcome aboard, stick around and tell us some stories!!

[johnes50]

Welcome to HBC. 4x4's, quads, hunting. You'll fit right in.:smile:

[Mr. Dean]

Nice to see another person stepping out from the dark side and into the light.

Welcome.

[Bow Walker]

Welcome. As a long time lurker you most likely know of the 'newbie' joke requirement. Next post perhaps?

[Lone Ranger]

My bad, I forgot! Oldie but goodie:

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was *** and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the *** guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a
hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels. The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't
return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of
wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

*I showed this one to my dad and he almost choked himself laughing. :lol: LR

[Dannybuoy]

Thats a good one LR .! welcome to the site !

[Mr. Dean]

That's a new one to me. :lol: :lol:

[Plincker]

I thought I recognized the name, seen you on BC4x4 before. Welcome to the site.

P.S killer joke man!!

[Dog soldier]

Good one !!!!
LOL LOL
Going to be making the circuit.

[Lone Ranger]

P.S killer joke man!!

Thank you :tongue: I stole it from the jokes section at FordTough.ca.. which BTW, they got a great joke section over there. Tons of great ones, thats just one of my fav's. Always gets a good laugh. LR

[ElectricDyck]

Hey! We met briefly at the Harrison clean up. I thought the joke was going to end up like that Garth Brooks song then wham! Blindsided LOL:biggrin:

[Plincker]

Thank you :tongue: I stole it from the jokes section at FordTough.ca.. which BTW, they got a great joke section over there. Tons of great ones, thats just one of my fav's. Always gets a good laugh. LR


Yeah I agree they do have some good jokes on that site!

[jeeper]

Hey Matt !


Good to see ya over here as well ! And Electric Dyck was the canoer we met durin that cleanup !


Bruce

[Lone Ranger]

Ah ok.. I recognized the truck but was scratching my head trying to remember who he was. I met a lot of guys that trip and I'm still trying to sort most of them out. LR