nomad
11-10-2008, 01:09 PM
Been Surfin around this Forum for about a year or so. No shortage of great ideas and info! Really appreciate the senior members and moderators! Hope to be able to contribute positively and with fresh material from a newbie point of view! Joke is proper protocol so here goes... So an alcoholic a gay guy and a smoker die and go to heaven. God says to them " i will give you one more chance, but the day you give in to your temptation you will surely die" So they take the deal and return to earth. As they are walking down the street they pass a bar. the alcoholic says " i just gotta have one" As soon as he puts the shot glass down, he falls over and dies. So the gay guy and the smoker leave saying "we gotta take this seriously". As they are walking down the street they pass a lit cigarette. The gay guy looks at the smoker and says "You know if you bend over to pick that up we are BOTH DEAD!!!"