Phreddy
05-26-2008, 08:36 AM
Some kinda hunting... An old man in Mississippi
was sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise.
He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying
something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy,
whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken
wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens." Old man yells
"You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with
chicken wire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and
to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him
the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in
it. Same time next morning the old man is out
watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by
carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old
man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy
yells back "Roll of duck tape." Old man says "What
you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Gonna catch
me some ducks." Old man yells back, "You damn fool,
you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Boy just
laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset
the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's
amazementhe is trailing behind him the unrolled roll
of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. Same
time next morning the old man sees the boy walking
by carrying what looks like a long reed with
something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy,
whatcha got there?" Boy says "It's a pussy willow."
Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat....
was sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise.
He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying
something big under his arm. He yells out "Hey boy,
whatcha got there?" Boy yells back "Roll of chicken
wire." Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens." Old man yells
"You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with
chicken wire!" Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and
to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him
the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in
it. Same time next morning the old man is out
watching the sun rise and he sees the boy walk by
carrying something kind of round in his hand. Old
man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Boy
yells back "Roll of duck tape." Old man says "What
you gonna do with that?" Boy says back "Gonna catch
me some ducks." Old man yells back, "You damn fool,
you can't catch ducks with duck tape!" Boy just
laughs and keeps walking. That night around sunset
the boy walks by coming home and to the old man's
amazementhe is trailing behind him the unrolled roll
of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it. Same
time next morning the old man sees the boy walking
by carrying what looks like a long reed with
something fuzzy on the end. Old man says "Hey boy,
whatcha got there?" Boy says "It's a pussy willow."
Old man says "Wait up.... I'll get my hat....