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[JohnnyReid]

Hi new to hunt bc, happy to join.

[justachip]

Welcome to the site

[warnniklz]

You know any hunting jokes?

[boilerroom]

welcome to the site!

[Mark-R]

tits or gtfo

(old joke from ski forums)
welcome ;)

[j270wsm]

Welcome to the madness.......Have any good stories or jokes?

[weatherby_man]

Welcome aboard Johnny. Enjoy the site, dont take anything to seriously or personally. Great discussions to be had and a lot of good people here even though we dont all agree on everything.

[Redthies]

tits or gtfo

(old joke from ski forums)
welcome ;)


There are SKI forums???

Welcome JR!

[albravo2]

Welcome-- as many have mentioned it is good form to post a joke for us to laugh or groan about.

Tons of info on here. Some disagreement, but I'd say we are a pretty tight community and people are generally very willing to share knowledge and experience.

[Bubbacanuck]

Good ski joke for ya!
Three guys go camping and only have one tent. First guy says I have the left side, next guy says I have the right side...last guy says I guess I have the middle.
The next morning the guy on the right side says "I had a dream of masturbating", guy on the left side says " I had the same dream!!"
Guy in the middle says "Weird, I had a dream of skiing!" LOL

[Bubbacanuck]

Damn lol. Tough crowd

[Redthies]

Damn lol. Tough crowd

Nah. Just a bit grossed out! ��

[HarryToolips]

Good ski joke for ya!
Three guys go camping and only have one tent. First guy says I have the left side, next guy says I have the right side...last guy says I guess I have the middle.
The next morning the guy on the right side says "I had a dream of masturbating", guy on the left side says " I had the same dream!!"
Guy in the middle says "Weird, I had a dream of skiing!" LOL
lol good one....welcome Johnny....

[Seeker]

Before you get to comfortable, I would suggest reading a few threads in order to figure out the website in general. Lots of good people, but a lot of threads go sideways in a hurry based solely on opinions. You will figure out who is who, who is legit and who blows smoke pretty quick. We tend be a bit of a guarded group as some anti's try to infiltrate to gain insight and to sway opinion. The common tradition is for the newbie to tell a joke and from there the group will accept as they see fit. Depending on your age, the joke will vary. I hope you love hunting as much as this crowd, they have a lot to offer. Welcome Johnny.

[708]

Good ski joke for ya!
Three guys go camping and only have one tent. First guy says I have the left side, next guy says I have the right side...last guy says I guess I have the middle.
The next morning the guy on the right side says "I had a dream of masturbating", guy on the left side says " I had the same dream!!"
Guy in the middle says "Weird, I had a dream of skiing!" LOL

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[JohnnyReid]

Okay I have one for you, hope you like it. Its a bit long
Mother-in-law;
Bob, a hunter, went on a camping trip with his wife,kids and mother in law.
One evening, while still deep in the forest the Mrs awakes to find her mother gone.
Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.
In a clearing not far from camp, they came upon a chilling sight the mother in law was backed up against a thick impenetrable bush, and a large bear stood facing her.
The wife cried " what are we going to do?"
"Nothing" said the hunter husband
" the bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
Cheers everyone 👍

[JohnnyReid]

Thanks everyone!

[Redthies]

Nice joke Johnny. You must be married!

[weatherby_man]

Okay I have one for you, hope you like it. Its a bit long
Mother-in-law;
Bob, a hunter, went on a camping trip with his wife,kids and mother in law.
One evening, while still deep in the forest the Mrs awakes to find her mother gone.
Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
Bob picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.
In a clearing not far from camp, they came upon a chilling sight the mother in law was backed up against a thick impenetrable bush, and a large bear stood facing her.
The wife cried " what are we going to do?"
"Nothing" said the hunter husband
" the bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
Cheers everyone ��


Hahahahahaha,,,,ya good one.

[walks with deer]

love motherinlaw jokes awesome.