Rant to start the season

[TARCHER]

Ok. To each his own but for me its all about the respect for the animal. Its not a swap dondkey. But a moose. Its not a ditch chicken but a grouse. I could go on but dont want to rant too much. I know you get my drift

[whitlers]

But they are indeed 'ditch chickens'

[LYKTOHUNT]

And rubber nose

[Iron Glove]

I thought they were "Fools Hens." :wink:

[Firstblood]

Looks like a chicken, commonly found in a ditch..... and I must say I was looking forward to a rant, you said rant so lets hear it fibber of the forum....I mean Original poster of the thread on the internet.

Insert sarcasm above^^^

[Surrey Boy]

Political Correctness on HBC with our esoteric semantics.

I'll choose the words I use, thanks.

[brownmancheng]

use to drive me crazy my buddy always calling the river the "riv". haha I have been conformed

[ACE]

:mrgreen::mrgreen: Ahhhhhh ....... how's about Winnie & Remy instead of Winchester & Remington ?
Who's going to be the first to refer to our beloved RJ as ....... Remy Jim ?

[Treed]

hello! They are road chickens! Not to be confused with bush pigs.

[Ghengis Khandrey]

Don't forget the flattops, love them flattops

[JIL_24/7]

What's a Swap Dondkey? Whatever it is sounds delicious.

[dak0ta]

Grab the shotty out of the truck to pick off those ditch chickens!

[Glenny]

Gotta WT buck last year, it had nice horns.

[Crom]

I like hunting muley deers. I do not like forgetting my shells or my clip for my bang stick!

[Brew]

Did you catch anything on your hunting trip?

[LYKTOHUNT]

Grab the shotty out of the truck to pick off those ditch chickens!

Somehow that word "shotty" is very distasteful

[RackStar]

I saw a nice hairy pig last night.

[TARCHER]

Tough crowd, lol

[walks with deer]

Stinky muley...

I would say great leave them for me.

[ACE]

Stinky muley...

Affectionately referred to as an 'old grinder' ...... Roman nose, ripped ears, much bone.

[Squamch]

Somehow that word "shotty" is very distasteful

I attribute my dislike of the word to too much gangster rap in my youth, and a desire not to be associated with such.

[firebird]

Deer = Hoppers
racoon= trash panda
coyote= G (don't ask why i don't know just heard it lol)

[carnivore]

Last season I lifted the brain Pan from a flat top Whitey with my ought six and popped a couple of "chicken from forest".

[rimfire]

But they are indeed 'ditch chickens'

They're in a ditch and they taste like chicken...

[rimfire]

Ok. To each his own but for me its all about the respect for the animal. Its not a swap dondkey. But a moose. Its not a ditch chicken but a grouse. I could go on but dont want to rant too much. I know you get my drift

Sorry Tarcher but this is from the Yukon territory website:

http://www.env.gov.yk.ca/animals-habitat/mammals/moose.php


Also known as: Rubber-nosed Swamp Donkey

They know best, they have loads of them!

[rimfire]

Grab the shotty out of the truck to pick off those ditch chickens!

Scattergun.

[Ride Red]

My favorite cut is a cross rib roast from my swamp donkey.

[835]

hornes vs antlers .....
We call grouse birds....
I sorta see where your going lol.... and im kinda there

[rocksteady]

:roll:" I guessed the yardage at about 65 yards, cause my range finder was in my pack, so I just put my bottom pin on the top of its back and let fly".......

[Linksman313]

I attribute my dislike of the word to too much gangster rap in my youth, and a desire not to be associated with such.
I don't know if this is tongue in cheek from you Squamch, but I died laughing anyway!

Scattergun.
"Street Sweeper"
Or my fav "
"Give Doc the shotgun. They'll be less apt to get nerv-i-ous...if he's on the street howitzer" From Tombstone
Any of you duckhunters out there
remember a few of these
greenheads, banded robbers, cottontops, smiling mallards, bootlips, honkers, bar bellies, sprig, chocolate tops, baldpate, sky carp, wavies?

[WWBC]

I'll have to reflect on this while I fish for the noble Northern Pike Minnow...

[rimfire]

I'll have to reflect on this while I fish for the noble Northern Pike Minnow...

Dog Fish. The noble chum deserve better than that. Smoke em up and you have a tasty snack.

[rimfire]

I don't know if this is tongue in cheek from you Squamch, but I died laughing anyway!

Or my fav "
"Give Doc the shotgun. They'll be less apt to get nerv-i-ous...if he's on the street howitzer" From Tombstone


I'm your Huckleberry, that's just my game.

[scotty30-06]

Mountain goat=wizzard sheep
Big horn=dodge
Prong horn=speed goat

[JIL_24/7]

Spike-fork moose= Unicorn Donkey (or dodnkey)

[whitlers]

Mountain goat=wizzard sheep
Big horn=dodge
Prong horn=speed goat

Wizard sheep haha I like it

[buckhunter76]

Mallard's=quackers
geese=honkers
sea ducks=garbage ducks
shotgun=boom sticks/ peace pipe
Fraser valley blacktails= doats ( deer/goats)
grouse=ditch chicken or mtg ( meal to go )
chum= tiger trout

[gcreek]

An old friend called Muleys propeller heads.

[REMINGTON JIM]

:mrgreen::mrgreen: Ahhhhhh ....... how's about Winnie & Remy instead of Winchester & Remington ?
Who's going to be the first to refer to our beloved RJ as ....... Remy Jim ?

I says PARDON ! :shock: :grin: RJ

[Ferenc]

"Some" fisherman = beekers .... terminology of using the incorrect gear when fishing... I think
lol

[landphil]

I says PARDON ! :shock: :grin: RJ


'Sup, Remy Jim?





Oh, sorry about that Remington James. :mrgreen:

[albravo2]

Great thread. Personally, I think they are all ok in limited use. The thirtieth time buddy says 'swamp donkey' it starts to get pretty thin.

Come to think of it, I wonder if some of my friends realize that swamp donkey tacos are actually moose meat.

We call grouse chickens, but I suppose if it was a formal event I might call them ditch chickens. Hell, chickens are often called yard birds. What is in a name anyway?

[south island hunter]

mule deer = piss creatures
when fishing i have heard my buddy yell pass me the wooden shampoo i want to wash its hair

[russm]

Whitetail-whitey, If I was a whitetail I'd be offended, I'd prefer to be called a Caucasian Canadian tail.
black bear- blackie- also offensive, African Canadian bear.
have some sensitivity this fall people! :p

[scoutlt1]

Whitetail-whitey, If I was a whitetail I'd be offended, I'd prefer to be called a Caucasian Canadian tail.
black bear- blackie- also offensive, African Canadian bear.
have some sensitivity this fall people! :p

Agreed! And what about "migratory game birds"??? If I was a goose, for example, I would demand to be referred to as a "seasonally transient endothermic vertebrate".
Don't get me started with "small" and "big" game.... :)




Apologies to the OP.... :)

[RiverOtter]

2 point....Fork'n'Horn
Grizzly.....Ole Long Claw or Slough Foot
Mulies.....Mowich
Marmot.....Whistle Pig
Pheasant.....Chinese Corn Vulture
Coyote......Brush Wolf or Song Dog
Mountain Goat.....Poor Man's Sheep
Gopher......Sundowner

[Iron Glove]

I like when antis say "And they use high powered rifles." :roll:
Like, you would prefer we shoot "low powered rifles" and injure more animals ??

[brian]

I always set my rifle to as low power as it goes, it saves energy and is more ethical.