Bear attacks kayak

[OutdoorDave]

When you deal with bears, just ask nicely:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

[Johnny G1]

That whiney bitch must have been sitting in this tub, sure smells nice????

[scotty30-06]

Had the right Idea with the beat spray....but 12 gauge works better....or even beat bangers

[scotty30-06]

Bear bangers

[Pioneerman]

As you can see Bear Spray worked so well to chase the bear away. Her voice was sounding like a wounded animal surprised it did not turn on her again.

[ajr5406]

World's most annoying lady. Suprised THAT didn't deter the bear.

[Spy]

That was painful to listen to :-(

[Foxtail]

I'm not sure why... But that was hilarious.

[bc_buckshot]

Lol..... Jesus christ that was the funniest thing i seen all week thank you

[adamgarbett]

Bahahahahaha that was epic. "Bear! Why are you breaking my thing?"

[Treed]

Lucky her boyfriend wasn't there. "Damn, I'm going to bearspray that annoying b....!"

[tuner]

That poor bear had the patience of a saint, listening to that woman whining non stop.

[scotty30-06]

How to turn and anti bear hunt hippy into and fully licensed bear killer......just let the bear keep wrecking hipsters kayak and let the grizz hunt will proceed

[.330 Dakota]

OMG,,shes a nut job,,,Id deal with a bear any day rather than listen to that whiny bitch,,,gotta be single

[adamgarbett]

To bad it wasn't mylie cyrus on her anti wolf hunting tour lol

[ruger#1]

Sure it wasn't Pamala. She should have baked it an Apple pie.

[wideopenthrottle]

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn....if only I was there with a gun ....not sure if I would have shot the bear or the whinny woman though...heheheheheh

[Zedbra]

Sure it wasn't Pamala. She should have baked it an Apple pie.

Because the kayak "doesn't even taste good!" That vid was funny - thanks for the laugh

[SSG-man]

I couldn't listen to the end….click.

[caddisguy]

I half wonder if some of that bear spray settled on the kayak which attracted the bear to it.

And whining in a high pitch voice in front of an animal that can be predatory.... geez.

Nails on a chalk board is suddenly soothing.

[albravo2]

I couldn't listen to the whole thing but it reminds me of why I like a 45-70 instead of bear spray.

Some people argue that spray is the most effective defence. I feel like a big gun is the most satisfying. Watery, stinging eyes just doesn't seem like the right price to pay for threatening me and mine.

[Knute]

My ears are bleeding

[honeyman76]

Survival of the fittest/smartest. How did the bear not just eat her to end that annoying voice. OMG, this must be rated as the most annoying human on earth. I couldn't wait for the video to end.

[steveo]

Obviously the bear is married, see how he is able to tune her out.

[ruger#1]

For the hearing impaired. LOL

Please enjoy this full transcript of Mary Maley’s exasperated exchange with a mischievous bear:

Thank you for leaving my kayak alone.

I’m going to pepper spray you in the face.

That’s what I’m gonna to do to you.

*She sprays pepper spray at the bear*

Go away!

No! Get away from the kayak.

Get away from that kayak.

Come here!

Come on.

Stop it, bear. Stop it!

Bear! Bear! Bear!

You’re breaking it. You’re breaking my kayak.

Why are you doing that?

Why are you breaking my kayak?

Why are you breaking my kayak!?

What am I gonna to do?

Why are you breaking my kayak!?

Stop it! Bear! Stop that!

Stop that, bear! Bear! Stop!

Stop breaking my kayak please.

Please stop.

Gosh darn-it.

Oh, why are you doing that?

Bear, please stop.

Please stop, bear.

It’s the end of September.

Why are you here?

You’re supposed to be asleep.

Why are you here? Ohhh.

Bear. Bear. Stop that.

Stop that. Bear stop that. Bear!

Bear stop that. Bear stop that.

Bear stop that. Please stop that bear.

Bear, please stop that.

Please stop breaking my things.

Please stop breaking my things, bear.

Bear. Please stop breaking my things.

It’s not — it’s not even food.

It doesn’t even taste good. It’s just plastic.

Bear, please stop. Please stop, bear.

Bear, please stop. Please stop that, bear.

Bear, I don’t care, I’m going to bear spray you.

Please stop.

Bear! Bear! Bear! Bear!

Bear, please stop.

[ACB]

I had to stop watching it after a minute, my ears were starting to hurt! I can't believe the bear put up with all that whining. Someone should have given her a shot of bear spray, might of shut her up.

[caddisguy]

"It’s not — it’s not even food.

It doesn’t even taste good. It’s just plastic"

Only thing more tastey than plastic is plastic lightly dusted with bear spray.

[ruger#1]

She must of spilled some food in it.

[hntcrazy]

Lol I almost chocked on my coffee ........that was a great morning video .
Thank you very much for sharing
I laughed a lot...........

[Mulehahn]

I laughed way to hard. But take away the voice I have to give her credit. She didn't panic, tried her best to protect herself as well as her only means of escape safe, though it failed, and she never curses once. I was actually quite impressed. Still absolutely hilarious.

[guest]

Gives a whole new reason for the term " Bang ...... Flop !" ..........

[czechsanchez]

we cant hear bears laugh, but something tells me it was enjoying wrecking her shit for fun

[albravo2]

unless I'm mistaken, there is something in the plastic they like to eat or maybe it just feels good to chew on. lots of stories about guys leaving jerry cans in the bush only to find them shredded.

[Dour]

It must be like floss on there teeth. Best video ever. I had to skip through it. She sounds like the ex. Made me cringe and laugh

[tenrag]

Just came home for lunch and that video is exactly the pickup I needed. It was painful to watch the video but all the comments are priceless.

[Glenny]

Dem bears down dare don't listen to good hey. Kinda like the lab I had.

[Blacktail 270]

Ahh, that isn't his name....

[Blacktail 270]

He obviously thought she was speaking to someone else...

[luckofthedraw]

...........wow

[Peter Pepper]

Obviously the bear is married, see how he is able to tune her out.

You win!
Funniest comment of the day

[eaglesnester]

As you can see Bear Spray worked so well to chase the bear away. Her voice was sounding like a wounded animal surprised it did not turn on her again.Thinking the same thing, she sounded almost like a wounded rabbit. The bear was probably confused.

[Iltasyuko]

If I was there with a gun, I would have shot my ears off.

[albravo2]

If I was there with a gun, I would have shot my ears off.

This thread has generated some FUNNY comments. Well played.

[rocksteady]

Tread well was the bear whisperer, this chick is the bear nagger... Send her to Churchill, Man. To repel polar bears...

[Gateholio]

Anybody know if she is hot? She's gotta be a screamer. :)

[RackStar]

Lol, the best vid I have seen yet. What's a little blackie going to do? I've seen old Chinese women shew off bears with a broom, poor bear had to listen to that, where is animal rights?

[ruger#1]

Here she is Clarke, She is all yours.

https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/maryrosegrace

[scotty30-06]

Lmao no wonder he didn't attack....i would want that hag in my mouth either....good on you bear for having standards

[scotty30-06]

Wouldn't .....dont want any confusion

[steveo]

Oh Geez, I think Clarke should take his chance with the bear. It actually looks like a grizz.

[ruger#1]

Anybody know if she is hot? She's gotta be a screamer. :)

I'm quick to laugh, slow to anger, and easy to love. I'm always excited for the next adventure and also for new friends to share it with. She might be.

[scoutlt1]

I'm quick to laugh, slow to anger, and easy to love. I'm always excited for the next adventure and also for new friends to share it with. She might be.

I hope you have a lot of time on your hands..... ;)

[ruger#1]

Anybody know if she is hot? She's gotta be a screamer. :) Maybe you and Mary can go see this. It sounds romantic.

I have seen baby sea turtles kiss each other above a bed of coral.

[bc-hunter]

The poor bear couldn’t take that “nagging voice” and that’s why he took it out on the kayak.

[1899]

Here she is Clarke, She is all yours.

https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/maryrosegrace

LOL....flannel shirt and birkenstocks. I am totally shocked.

[ruger#1]

She has six photos, and four friends. Someone else can sign up to see them.

[Gateholio]

hahahaha I love this forum. :)

[Looking_4_Jerky]

You win!
Funniest comment of the day

X2!!!!!!!

Honourable mention to Dour saying he had to abort mission cause she sounded like the ex!

Thanks guys, that's some funny sh!t right there :)

[RINO]

Here she is Clarke, She is all yours.

https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/maryrosegrace

InterestsSedimentary rocks, kayaking, SCUBA, hiking, and free love.

[Cyrus]

after listening to her i wish the bear ate her....

[HarryToolips]

lol man she has an annoying voice she needs something in her mouth to shut her up..

[Steeleco]

Please stop, bear.


It’s the end of September.

Why are you here?

You’re supposed to be asleep.

She don't know shit about bears huh. It's winter already?

[Iron Glove]

After watching that I have so much more respect for bears. No way I could ever shoot one now. :shock:
Wife and I were camping in Banff decades ago and there was a bear scratching on the bottom of a nearby tent trailer bed, you know how they fold out. A very Germanic female voice simply said: "Valter, vill you get zis bear avay from here, it iz botherink me."
Now that's the kind of woman I'd camp with.

[Foxtail]

Never in my life have I wanted a kayak to be destroyed so much...

[Treed]

And now the bear is famous! Van Isl news! Too bad she got off easy! Poor bear got the bad pub. not her!

[jimi g]

Someone needs to auto tune the video. Her voice... Oh man.... She has to be single.

[Squamch]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y17spzJu_M


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eWp2EfH9rE0