greybark
08-24-2014, 05:38 PM
Several weeks ago after using a pooper scooper to pick up the messes of a new pup in the back yard I proceeded into the house to empty the fully loaded bucket into the toilet . In between the kitchen ( where the pup was kept) and the living room was a 30 in high plastic childs gate that sometimes I opened and sometime being lazy would just step over it .
As often quoted "Shit Happens" . Half way over with a full load my foot caught the top of the gate and the scooper and I went flying . I landed rather hard on the floor which resulted in a large swollen knee and a rather colourful leg . After striking the floor with my head I remember just laying there and being unable to move just thinking about what a lazy fool I was. The repetative jolt to an often broken coller bone that now is almost large enough to hang my bow on . LOL
Reality set in after getting to my my feet , I saw a wonderful scene of wall to wall dog poop in the kitchen .Sort of an vivid Andy Warhol thingy .
Getting old is not what it`s cracked up to be .LOL
Now on the move and thinking of bowhunting for Elk !!!!!!!!!
Cheers
As often quoted "Shit Happens" . Half way over with a full load my foot caught the top of the gate and the scooper and I went flying . I landed rather hard on the floor which resulted in a large swollen knee and a rather colourful leg . After striking the floor with my head I remember just laying there and being unable to move just thinking about what a lazy fool I was. The repetative jolt to an often broken coller bone that now is almost large enough to hang my bow on . LOL
Reality set in after getting to my my feet , I saw a wonderful scene of wall to wall dog poop in the kitchen .Sort of an vivid Andy Warhol thingy .
Getting old is not what it`s cracked up to be .LOL
Now on the move and thinking of bowhunting for Elk !!!!!!!!!
Cheers