Hunter takes moose with pellet gun!

[Blktail]

My buddy and I were up north for the early moose season last year. He went for a walk looking for grouse during the hot part of the day when we figured the moose were holed up in the shade. He came to the edge of a small pond and a nice bull was in the water feeding on water vegetation. He was up to his belly in the water. Buddy worked his way around the pond until he was directly behind the unsuspecting moose. When the moose put his head under water to get some weeds off the bottom, Buddy took careful aim and let the moose have it right in the testicle! Poor moose sucked in a couple lungfuls of water in pain and surprise and drowned right there on the spot. No kidding!

Talk about no damage to any meat (unless you are fond of swamp donkey oysters).

[Soup]

I think you guys have been taking back too much of that swamp juice...:wink: come on...

[.30 Rem Shooter]

sweet babies, thats an awesome story.

[VanIsle]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[CanAm500]

I think you guys have been taking back too much of that swamp juice...:wink: come on...


X2:eek: :neutral:

[4pointer]

Yea I did it too! Except it was a grizzly! No Kidding!:lol:(shaking my head) Grouse in August?????

[000buck]

:arrow: I Got Two Water Buffalos And A Croc The Same Way In Africa......

Ricochet Don't Ya Know!!!!:wink:

[Alpine85]

And after you and Tinney drove to Mcbride to hunt hybrids right?

What the hell's your buddy even doing shooting at a moose with a pellet gun??

[mrdoog]

And then you build a big fire, cooked him up and ate every last piece, hide, bones, everything.
Everything except for the one bruised nut, which you sold on E-bay for magic beans.
And we all know the rest of the story!

[Dirty]

Buddy worked his way around the pond until he was directly behind the unsuspecting moose.

I bet there was penetration in this story but not from a airgun pellet :lol:.

[hunter1947]

Don't beleave this story ,i think you were into something at the time of this ordeal. hunter 1947.

[Bigbuckadams]

Sounds a bit unrealistic to me, however, if it were true, it is not the smartest thing to descibe & post a crime on a public forum.

[3kills]

guys chill out a lil i m sure they guy is bored from lack ofhunting and he is makin a joke up.....

[The Hermit]

:lol: Creative hunters and hunt writers. :lol:

[NEEHAMA]

no it's true, i helped them pack it out.

[Mulie_Hunter]

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[Islandeer]

yah I heard about that moose. Ole blue nuts.

[Blktail]

I didn't think this would actually be controversial!:lol:

[30-06]

And Im A Great Canadian Squirrel Eh

[Caveman]

I think you were collecting and eating the wrong mushrooms, or right ones depending on your view. Admit it, he was looking for a Texas Heart Shot and missed.

[longhairmtnman]

Must of been the new magnum .177... I heard they'll take the sac right off a squirrel.

[johnes50]

If it's true, then it's a good story, and if it's not true, then it's still a good story. John

[sawmill]

Sounds a bit unrealistic to me, however, if it were true, it is not the smartest thing to descibe & post a crime on a public forum.
He`s right ,I`m turning you in to PETA,was that pellet gun registered?Your ass is grass,I have David Suzuki`s # on my speed dial.......Oh man I wouldn`t want to be you right now.By the way ,Who are you?Full name,phone #,adress please,I need it to send the scrotum squad to the right place.:evil: :lol:

[Mattimoose]

Well, when you get to the happy hunting grounds, the roles will be reversed, and by virtue of not having opposable thumbs, when you are taking a drink from said pool; the moose will get to take you out with his pea-shooter. Moose have poor eyesight though and chances are he'll miss your nuts and get you right-up the corn-hole!-What comes-around, goes around.
There was a time when the Windigo was supposed to discourage this type of behaviour by devouring the still-beating hearts of those who chose to disrespect animals in this way. I guess he's slacking.

[Blktail]

What disrespect?

What can be more respectful than pitting a moose against a pellet gun.

Suzuki does my gardening.

[Phil]

Cool story, it almost killed me when I read it. I nearly drowned from laughing and inhailing my beer. :lol:

[Blktail]

I posted this same joke on another (Mostly American) forum. They figured me and my buddy should be lynched. My thanks to all of you that chose to comment on this thread. You either got the joke or at least suspected a joke.

Thanks.

Now I need to figure out a few more such stories.

[JoshLedoux]

I'm pretty sure sawmill wins for Funniest reply on this one.

[mud-dog27]

MMMMmmmmm..mountain oysters...hahaha...P.eope E.ating T.asty A.nimals......

[curt]

sounds kinda funny and all but really not that responsible of a thing to do in my opinnion, the animals we hunt and the land we do it on deserves our respect and that isnt it :-(

[Blktail]

So do our wives and girlfriends, but blonde jokes are still funny.

[Derek_Erickson]

I think it would be quite comical to see some one slapp a pellet upside a moose' nutsack when he was takin a dive

[browningboy]

Should have had your old lady go up and give the nuts a scrub, probably would have fell a sleep in the water not wasting anything:lol:

[mabelingwane]

ROFL......hope yopu cut your tag....

[Caveman]

Ah ha! I see it now, there was a slight spelling error:lol: :lol:


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My buddy and I were up north for the early mouse season last year. He went for a walk looking for grouse during the hot part of the day when we figured the mouse were holed up in the shade. He came to the edge of a small pond and a nice bull was in the water feeding on water vegetation. He was up to his belly in the water. Buddy worked his way around the pond until he was directly behind the unsuspecting mouse. When the mouse put his head under water to get some weeds off the bottom, Buddy took careful aim and let the mouse have it right in the testicle! Poor mouse sucked in a couple lungfuls of water in pain and surprise and drowned right there on the spot. No kidding!

[Blktail]

Strait-

You are one sick guy to adulterate a fine story such as mine and create a mockery. A pox on you!
:lol: