dawn2dusk
02-27-2007, 09:10 AM
Are you a Liberal, a Conservative, or a Redneck?
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>Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
>found by posing the following question:
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>
>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife & two small
>children.
>Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
>corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
>raises the knife, & charges at you. You are carrying a gun & you are an
>expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
>family. What do you do?
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> .................................................. .............
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> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
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> I I
>I I I
>I V I
> I I I
>I I V
> I I I
> I I I
>V
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>Liberal Answer:
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>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
>man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
>inspire him to attack?
>Could we run away?
>What does my wife think? What about the kids?
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club & knock the knife out of his
>hand?
>What does the law say about this situation?
>Does the gun have appropriate safety built into it?
>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
>this send to society and to my children?
>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
>wound me?
>If I were to grab his knees & hold on, could my family get away while
>he was stabbing me?
>Should I call 9-1-1?
>Why is this street so deserted?
>We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier
>healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
>few days and try to come to a consensus.
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> I I
>I I I
>I V I
> I I I
>I I V
> I I I
> I I I
>V
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>Conservative's Answer:
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>BANG!
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> I I
> I I I
> I V I
> I I I
> I I V
> I I I
> I I I
> Redneck Answer:
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>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
>(Sounds of reloading)
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
>
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
>or Hollow Points?"
>Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>Wife: " You're not taking that to the Taxidermist!
>
>
>Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be
>found by posing the following question:
>
>
>You're walking down a deserted street with your wife & two small
>children.
>Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
>corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
>raises the knife, & charges at you. You are carrying a gun & you are an
>expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
>family. What do you do?
>
> .................................................. .............
>
>
>
> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
>
>
>
> I I
>I I I
>I V I
> I I I
>I I V
> I I I
> I I I
>V
>
>
>
>
>
>
>Liberal Answer:
>
>
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the
>man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
>inspire him to attack?
>Could we run away?
>What does my wife think? What about the kids?
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club & knock the knife out of his
>hand?
>What does the law say about this situation?
>Does the gun have appropriate safety built into it?
>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
>this send to society and to my children?
>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
>wound me?
>If I were to grab his knees & hold on, could my family get away while
>he was stabbing me?
>Should I call 9-1-1?
>Why is this street so deserted?
>We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier
>healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
>few days and try to come to a consensus.
>
>
> I I
>I I I
>I V I
> I I I
>I I V
> I I I
> I I I
>V
>
>Conservative's Answer:
>
>BANG!
>
>
> I I
> I I I
> I V I
> I I I
> I I V
> I I I
> I I I
> Redneck Answer:
>
>
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
>(Sounds of reloading)
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
>
>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
>or Hollow Points?"
>Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>Wife: " You're not taking that to the Taxidermist!
>