stubby
04-04-2014, 03:58 PM
I've been lurking around this forum for almost a year now and it's about time I started to contribute what I can.
I'm a new hunter and this will be my first season hunting. Got my PAL a couple of years ago and finally got my CORE last year. I'm located in Vancouver so I'll be attempting to hunt the surrounding areas this year. First up is a black bear! I've been gathering as much knowledge as possible from all of you so I'll quickly see if I actually retained any of it.
And of course a joke...
Two Rednecks went bear hunting.
While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"
I'm a new hunter and this will be my first season hunting. Got my PAL a couple of years ago and finally got my CORE last year. I'm located in Vancouver so I'll be attempting to hunt the surrounding areas this year. First up is a black bear! I've been gathering as much knowledge as possible from all of you so I'll quickly see if I actually retained any of it.
And of course a joke...
Two Rednecks went bear hunting.
While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.
He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.
The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could.
He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin.
The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another!"