Quarter
01-07-2014, 01:43 AM
Hi! I'm 41 and just getting started with hunting. I have some family and friends who enjoy the sport and I've always wanted to give it a try. I'd like to try for some deer or elk for the freezer in the fall, and I'd really like to get a wolf this winter. Family and friends are all up north or otherwise "out of town" while I live in the lower mainland, so any tips on how to get started would be greatly appreciated.
Here is my joke:
Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.
An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.
"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"
Here is my joke:
Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.
An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.
"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"