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Thread: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

  1. #31
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    Re: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

    Squirrels and rabbits are by the softest if you can catch them, always 5-6 of blue shop towels in my pack, plus 1/2 roll of to ply.
    A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check
    Made payable for an amount of 'up to
    and including my life'. That is Honor, and there are way too many people
    in This country who no longer understand it.'
    You only walk this Earth once,
    make sure your tracks are deep.

  2. #32
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    Re: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

    Quote Originally Posted by Citori54 View Post
    When I was first married my wife asked why the bottoms of some of my T-shirts were missing.
    Ever seen a logger with pockets on his shirt, or a shirt tail?
    A joke shop in Seattle had rolls of toilet paper with Richard Nixon's face on every square. Would be great to have our dipshit PM on every square too.
    My son asked if I had any tp while we were elk hunting . . . my response: "Sure! it's free in camp but, out here, it's a buck a square . . . . how much will you be needing?"
    He rolled a great bull later that day. Fun times . .

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    Re: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

    I started another thread called the morning mistake...

    Many tops of socks have been cut when my wife first moved in she was like what happened...i always make sure i have paper know.

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    Re: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

    If you dip your ass and balls in a creek while you poop it self wipes plus alleviates the pain of night before tacos and the sent didn't spook the animals just the fish

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    Re: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

    A paper cut on the brown eye from a ball of green grass. Don’t ask me how I know.
    They are out there,they look like us,they talk like us, but they ain’t us.

  6. #36
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    Re: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

    Hope your joking ! Crapping in a creek is not the thing to do !
    Arctic Lake
    Quote Originally Posted by Rezpatrol View Post
    If you dip your ass and balls in a creek while you poop it self wipes plus alleviates the pain of night before tacos and the sent didn't spook the animals just the fish
    Member of CCFR Would encourage you all to join today !
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    Re: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

    Quote Originally Posted by ACE View Post
    Ever seen a logger with pockets on his shirt, or a shirt tail?
    A joke shop in Seattle had rolls of toilet paper with Richard Nixon's face on every square. Would be great to have our dipshit PM on every square too.
    My son asked if I had any tp while we were elk hunting . . . my response: "Sure! it's free in camp but, out here, it's a buck a square . . . . how much will you be needing?"
    He rolled a great bull later that day. Fun times . .
    You Can get the Arse Wipe with Juniors face on it, just like his dad. His time in office is coming to an end thank goodness.
    I don't have a square to spare.
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    Re: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

    There’s actually a book “ How to s ht in the woods “ .
    Make a cat hole a crap in that then bury it . Paper towel biodegradable Wet Ones for clean up . Hand sanitizer after your all done . Have a good one !
    Arctic Lake
    Member of CCFR Would encourage you all to join today !
    Read Teddy Roosevelt “ The Man In The Arena “ !

  9. #39
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    Re: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

    Whatever you do- don’t use devils club

  10. #40
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    Re: Newbie questions - what kind of tp do you pack?

    You are all Barbarians No one using a portable bidet shish get into the 21 century people...

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