Re: "Rattlesnake memories", anyone?
Not a story about a live snake, but still good for a chuckle. A few years ago me and golfing partner were playing outside of Vernon. My partner is deathly afraid of snakes any kind, any size. well coming up the fairway I found a snake that had been hit by the mower, I put it in my golf towel and while I was pulling the flag, I coiled it in the hole. When my partner went to get his ball, he jumped about six feet in the air and was off the green in a flash. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't run away and I thought he was going to kill me. We still chuckle about
red neck pick up lines:
do you have a library card, cause I'd like to sign you out.
if Yer gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep til the afternoon
You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner