I've been spending the last few weeks/months lurking around the site before finally deciding to register and log in.

And then what do I forget to do before replying to a few other posts? I FORGET TO POST A JOKE. Crap.

So here goes, before I get myself in trouble

A bear, a lion and a pig meet.

The bear says, "If I roar in the woods, the entire forest shivers with fear."

The lion says, "If I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid."

The pig says, "Big deal - I only have to cough and the entire planet craps its pants."

As far as I'm concerned, H1N1 is a overblown in the media, so let's get back to hunting.