Hi there Ladies and Gents, stumbled across the site one sleepless night lurked for a week or so, it's great love the exchange of information and the bickering so I signed up. I understand a joke is in order so here goes and no I wont give up my day job (already did that time to play now)
A fisherman is brought up before the local magistrate for fishing with out a license. The CO offers his testimoney that the man was stopped in a road check and exhibits the 25lb Rainbow the man had in his possesion at the time. After the magistrate questioned the offender he deliberated for a very short period and handd down his verdict, it was as follows.
FINE for fishing without a license-$100
Additional penalty for refusing to disclose where the fish was caught-$500