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    'nother new guy

    Hi there Ladies and Gents, stumbled across the site one sleepless night lurked for a week or so, it's great love the exchange of information and the bickering so I signed up. I understand a joke is in order so here goes and no I wont give up my day job (already did that time to play now)

    A fisherman is brought up before the local magistrate for fishing with out a license. The CO offers his testimoney that the man was stopped in a road check and exhibits the 25lb Rainbow the man had in his possesion at the time. After the magistrate questioned the offender he deliberated for a very short period and handd down his verdict, it was as follows.

    FINE for fishing without a license-$100
    Additional penalty for refusing to disclose where the fish was caught-$500

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    Re: 'nother new guy

    Quote Originally Posted by FirePower View Post
    Hi there Ladies and Gents, stumbled across the site one sleepless night lurked for a week or so, it's great love the exchange of information and the bickering so I signed up. I understand a joke is in order so here goes and no I wont give up my day job (already did that time to play now)

    A fisherman is brought up before the local magistrate for fishing with out a license. The CO offers his testimoney that the man was stopped in a road check and exhibits the 25lb Rainbow the man had in his possesion at the time. After the magistrate questioned the offender he deliberated for a very short period and handd down his verdict, it was as follows.

    FINE for fishing without a license-$100
    Additional penalty for refusing to disclose where the fish was caught-$500
    welcome to the looney bin.......................great joke sad thing is I could almost see a judge doing that lol

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    Re: 'nother new guy

    Welcome! I hope enjoy this great resource.

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    Re: 'nother new guy

    welcome aboard
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    Re: 'nother new guy

    Welcome FirePower. Why not fill out your "profile" and really join the community?

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    Welcome FirePower. Youll enjoy the site.
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    Welcome to the site!
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    Re: 'nother new guy

    Quote Originally Posted by Bow Walker View Post
    Welcome FirePower. Why not fill out your "profile" and really join the community?
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    Re: 'nother new guy

    That joke reminds me of this joke:

    The CO was out on the Vedder checking people for licenses. When he came upon 2 blondes fishing. He asked them for there fishing licenses. They replied we don't have any licenses. So he asked to see there lures. When the 2 blondes reeled in there lines they each had a magnet tied to the end of there lines. The CO then shook his head and walked away. Then one blond turned and said to the other blond "It's a good thing he didn't know we're fishing for Steelheads".

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    Re: 'nother new guy

    Quote Originally Posted by bearhunter338-06 View Post
    That joke reminds me of this joke:

    The CO was out on the Vedder checking people for licenses. When he came upon 2 blondes fishing. He asked them for there fishing licenses. They replied we don't have any licenses. So he asked to see there lures. When the 2 blondes reeled in there lines they each had a magnet tied to the end of there lines. The CO then shook his head and walked away. Then one blond turned and said to the other blond "It's a good thing he didn't know we're fishing for Steelheads".
    That's a good one!

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