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Hey everybody, well I thought it was about time to stop lurking and tell a joke....
A bear walks into a bar an says to the bar tender, "I would like a bourbon and...... a coke." The bar tender says "What's up with the big pause?" The bear said "I've had them all my life"
So there you go.
Islandlife
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It may be a bit of a groaner, but still got a chuckle out of me. Welcome!
Pretend hunter.
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says " Why the long face?"
Welcome to the form.
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... Welcome!
probie
What was that, i say redo... i know you can do better then the last one. lol and welcome to HBC..
M.Dean
Real hunters have no friends! Alls we want from you is where you seen the big buck last year! We don't care about your dog or what you do for a living or how you bake a bloody pie from scratch! Where did you see the buck, Buddy! We don't watch Oprah or shower at a 10 day hunting camp, we eat pork and beans with the knife we gut Deer with,we blow our nose with our fingers and the Regs are used for Toilet Paper! Friends, Ha, isn't that a TV show for Girlie Men???
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Re: My joke
Hey, ya I know it was a little soft but I didn't know if some of the other ones I had were appropriate. Thanks for the welcome, though.
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