I was informed of my duty to present a joke before posting so here goes:
A duck walks into a local grocery store and starts walking up and down the isles looking and quacking to itself until the owner walks over to it and asks, "Hello, can i help you find something?"
The duck replied, "Yes, do you sell duck feed?"
The owner then replies, "No, I'm sorry we do not."
And the duck left, but only to return the next day. Walking directly up to the owner this time, the duck asked, "Hello, do you sell duck feed?"
To which the confused owner replied, "No, we still do not sell duck feed."
Again the duck left, only to return the next day with the same question, "Hello, do you sell duck feed?"
To which the owner frustratedly told the duck, "No we do not and will not ever sell duck feed!"
So the duck left, to the owners amazement returning the next day to ask again, "Do you sell duck feed?"
Angry at the ducks obvious stupidity the manager yelled, "No! And if you come in here asking me about duck feed one more time I will nail your feet to the floor!"
So the duck left. Again returning the next day, and walking in to find the owner quite red in the face it quickly asked, "Do you sell nails?"
The owners deflated dejectedly and sighed explaining, "No we do not sell nails this is a grocery store and we sell food."
So the duck calmly asked, "Okay, then do you sell duck feed?"
Hope it was enjoyed!, Credits to my grandfather, his greatest joke and he tells it much better.
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I'd heard it years ago, but couldn't remember how it went.
