Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two
days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and
tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't
go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting
there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the
fire. "Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your
wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was
sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands
over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she
was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and
pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all
over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie
and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do what
ever you want." So, Here I am.
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