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    An old man and his wife...

    An old man and his wife are sitting in front of their fireplace one evening reminiscing about times past when the wife asks,

    "Do you ever think about how we used to be? Back when we first fell in love."

    "Oh, sure I do Sweetheart." he assured her.

    "Do you remember how we would always hold hands and almost never let go?"

    "Of course, I do." he replied as he took her hand in his.

    "Do you remember how we used to get so close together and kiss?"

    The old man nodded yes and pulled his wife closer for a kiss.

    "Do you remember how you would brush away my hair and nibble at my ear?"

    At this the man jumped up from his spot beside his wife and bolted from the room as fast as he could run.

    "Where in the devil do you think you're going!!" the wife yelled after him just in time for him to barrel back into the room with a sly grin on his face.

    "To get my teeth!"


    Well, now that that is out of the way

    Im Andrew. I'll be the one asking questions and absorbing whatever knowledge you choose to throw my way, and maybe some you dont too.

    Right now Im taking in all I can in preparation for my first hunting season starting with the spring bear hunt here on Vancouver Island. And Im in the process of readying a savage111 7RM to do the dirty work.

    See you around,

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    Re: An old man and his wife...

    Someone who followed the rules and started with a joke Attaboy. Welcome to HBC and good luck on your first season. Bear sausage and jerky are awesome!

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    Re: An old man and his wife...

    Good to see you on here.By the way the old woman yells out "While you`re at it grab my wig!"
    Good New year and good hunting to you.Joe.
    Scars Are like Tattoos but With Better Stories

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    Re: An old man and his wife...

    welcome to the site your going to like it
    KEEP SHOOTING OR SHOOT A BIG GUN!!!!
    IF YOU DON'T HUNT YOU AINT RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!
    A SCREAMING ELK THERE'S NOTHIN BETTER!!!!!!
    KNOW WHEN TO KEEP THE WIFE OUT OF MY HUNTING SPOTS !!!!!!!!!!

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    Re: An old man and his wife...

    Welcome ,and good luck on your first hunting season.
    kenny
    I love it when the seasons change.
    Fishing to Hunting.

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    Re: An old man and his wife...

    best joke yet!!!

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    Re: An old man and his wife...

    Great joke and welcome to the site...
    "The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."

    I'm a vegetarian. I eat things that eat vegetables..........

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