funny- for cooking

[newhunterette]

Blonde Cook Book:



MONDAY:

It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake.

The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors

were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.



TUESDAY:

Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said

serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a

surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.



WEDNESDAY:

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly

before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but

I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.



THURSDAY:

Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe.

It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of

lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up

to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.



FRIDAY:

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all

ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have

been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back,

everything was the same as when I left.



SATURDAY:

Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.

He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some

reason Bob keeps counting to ten.



SUNDAY:

Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast.

All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash

of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the

controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much

to my disappointment.



GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.

This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for

tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob.

If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to

surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

[Leaseman]

gotta' like blondes.....of course there is a few other colors that are better....

[Sharkey]

Hee hee! - that's cute...
~D